Reverend Private Name has written and sent a photo. He's lost weight and now is quite slim - about my weight.

Anyway, I'll drag out the scanner tomorrow and scan his photo.
When I write back, should it be to, bearing in mind the ranks above, Primus Captivus, the Reverend Earl Private Name ?
This is a case of making it up as I go along, so give me a hand here. Rev. John's in for over a thousand years, so, unless he goes to sleep and wakes up with Wesley Snipes to fight Rocky, we're not going to prevent his parole.
EDIT: How about Private Name Viscount Connecticut/Lord Connecticut

It works with British heraldry granting a general a lordship. It's the place of his victory against that murdering rockspider. And every Creator knows him as Rev. John from CT. Now they can refer to him as Lord John, CT.
Just think of how round-about I'll have to make this conversational letter with Rev. John? It'll be so round-about that Noddy will be Big Ears and the Golliwog into one.
If you read this, I do want your opinion. Or I will do what I like. It's my prerogative as Church Admin. It has been since 2003. And I was just going to "Advise" PM Joe to do the same when he got out. So there you go, we're tighter as a Church than you recognised. And I'm bossier than a brassard on a bully. LOL! Figure that one out.
Nevertheless, we help whom we can. As long as they are ours. It's time to help Rev. John with an ego boost that'll last him a thousand years. After that, he's on his own.
Private Name.