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#6446
Comedy/Humor / Re: Nog jokes
Sat 27 Jun 2015




#6448
Comedy/Humor / Re: Nog jokes
Sat 27 Jun 2015
I thought I saw a superhero in a cape running down the road the other day...TURNED OUT IT WAS A NIGGER TRYING TO STEAL A FREE HAIR CUT!

How come there aren't any Abbos on Star Trek? BECAUSE IT IS SET IN THE FUTURE!

wHAT DO YOU CALL A NIGGER IN A TREE? BRANCH MANAGER.

What does NAACP stand for ? NOW APES ARE CALLED PEOPLE

What is the difference between a Nigger and Bat man? BAT MAN CAN GO OUT AT NIGHT WITHOUT ROBBIN

How do you stop a gang of niggers from raping a woman? THROW THEM A BASKET BALL.

There are 5 guys one is Chinese,One Indian the other black and the other 2 are white and they ARE walking through the desert and fins a magic lamp and rubs it and a genie appears. They each get granted a wish each. The first guy In Asian and says " I hate Indians I want to live in a land that's Indian free" and poof the Indian beside him goes. Then the black guy see what the gook did and says I hate gooks I want to live in a land that is gook free and *poof* the gook disappears. The next guy is white and says I hate niggers I want to live in a land that is nigger free and *poof* the nigger disappears. The last white guy gets asked to make his wish by the genie and he says "So let me get this right, there are no Niggers, Indians or gooks here... I GUESS I'LL JUST GET A COKE THANKS!"

How can a nigger lady tell she is pregnant?
She pulls out her tampon and all the cotton is picked off.


What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? NIGGERS


How do you get a Nigger out of your front yard?
Hang him in the back.


What do you call a Flock of niggers falling down a hill?
A mudslide



A White man, and a nigger jump from the top of a 30 foot tree.
Which one hits the ground first? The white man, because the nigger got stopped by the rope.


Why don't black people go on cruises?
They already fell for that trick once.


Why do White People own so many pets?
Because we arn't allowed to own people anymore.


Apparently 98% of niggers enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% haven't gone to prison yet


If you ever get your phone wet, Drop it in a bag of rice.
overnight the rice will attract asians that will fix your phone.


What's Black on top and white on the bottom?
Rape.


Why do black men cry during sex?
The mace.


Why do Jews get circumsised?
Because Jewish ladys won't touch anything that's not 20% off.


What's the difference between snow tires and a nigger?
The snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

What do you say when you see your tv floating in the dark?
Drop it nigger.


School is like a boner.
It's long and hard unless you're an asian.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street together and come across a 10 year old boy.

"Quick, let's f+ck him!" says the priest, to which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?"
What do you call a black guy wearing a tie? A TYCOON

What do you call a black guy who stutters? a CO-COON

What is clear and lies in the gutter? A NIGGER WITH CRAP KICKED OUT OF HIM

How can you tell how many Niggers live in your street? ROLL A COIN DOWN THE ROAD, COUNT THE HANDS COMMING FROM THE DRAINS AND SUBTRACT 1 HAND TO ACCOUNT FOR THE JEW WHO GOT THE COIN!

What word starts with N and ends in R and you never want to call a black guy? NEIGHBOUR

What do Aboriginies use for Sex toys? A BEER BOTTLE FULL OF FLIES

What is inbetween an Abbo's boobs? HER BELLY BUTTON

How was copper wire invented? 2 JEWS FIGHTING OVER A COIN!

What do you call a Jewish Piano? A CASH REGISTER

What is the difference between OJ simpson and the lion king? ONE IS AN African LION THE OTHER IS A LYIN' AFRICAN.

How do you e-mail Oj simpson? SLASH SLASH BACKSLASH ESCAPE!

Heard about the new Mc Donnalds Michael Jackson Burger? IT IS A 36 YEAR OLD PIECE OF MEAT WEDGED INSIDE 2 X 8 YR OLD BUNS!

Heard about the new rules of poker the LAPD play? 4 CLUBS BEATS A KING

What do you call a nigger who smokes? NIGGERTINE

What happened to the coon who looked up his family tree?HIS MUM SHAT ON HIS FACE!

Why to Mexicans drive low rider cars? TO PICK VEGIES AS THEY DRIVE ALONG

why do Mexicans have big noses? SO THEY HAVE SOME THING TO PICK IN THE OFF SEASON

Why do Jews have big Noses? Built in gas masks

How do you make a nigger kid quit jumping on the bed? PUT VELCROW ON THE CEILING AND TELL A SPIC KID HE IS A PINYADA.

Why does Atlanta have glass rubbish bins? SO THE COONS CAN DO SOME WINDOW SHOPPING.

Why do niggers have black under their feet and hands? EVERYBODY HAS A BIT OF GOOD IN THEM!

What do you call a black man at College? THE JANITOR!

What do you say to an Indian in a uniform? PETROL ON PUMP 4 PLEASE.

Why would India never win the soccer world cup? EVERYTIME A CORNER IS AWARDED THEY'S PUT UP A PETROL STATION OR A 7-11

How do you blindfold an Asian? REMOVE YOUR SHOELACE

What is small and Yellow and goes "cheap cheap? A VIETNAMESE HOOKER!

What is the difference between a bucket of sh1t and a coon?
THE BUCKET

An abbo is walking through the desert and finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and a Genie comes and grants him a wish .. the Abbo says he wants to be a piece of dog crap.. the Genie is shocked and asked why that? he says "IT GOES WHITE AFTER A WHILE AND CEASES TO STINK"

There is a guy selling guns and a customer comes to the shop and wants the most powerful gun , he shows him a magnum and says "what do you want to take down with a gun this powerful"? the customer says .. "oh.. just some cans". The Shop keeper says .. "you don't need a magnum for cans"! the Customer replies "NO YOU , DON'T KNOW I WANT TO SHOOT MEXI-CANS, PEURTORI-CANS AND JAMAI-CANS"

What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur? LICKALOTTAPUS

How do you fit 4 homos on a stool? INVERT IT

What do you call a bunch of Maoris bouncing in a circle? A MAORI-GO-ROUND

How do you pick a New Zealander in a shoe shop? HE IS THE ONE WANKING TO THE UGG BOOTS.

How do New Zealanders find sheep in long grass? QUITE PLEASURABLE.

Why is Italy shaped like a boot? THEY COULDN'T FIT THAT MUCH SHIT IN A SHOE.

Why do niggers have big noses? GOD HOLDS THE REJECTS UP ON HOOKS WHEN HE PAINTS THEM TO WARN PEOPLE.

Why do black girls have big hand bags? FOR ALL THAT LIPSTICK!

What is :-black, green,pink, purple, blue and has yellow polka dots? A BLACK WOMAN GOING TO CHURCH!

How do you keep the niggers out of your area? REMOVE THE BEST CARDBOARD BOXES.

What do you call a black guy with sevceral sheets of corrugated roofing tin under his arm? REAL ESTATE AGENT.

How do you starve a nigger? PUT THE WELFARE CHEQUE UNDER SOME WORK BOOTS.

Know why head ache pills are white?YOU WANT IT TO WORK DON'T YOU?

*visual joke , pay attention* ask "When's the only time you wink and smile at a nigger woman?" Then make a hand gesture like you are holding an invisible rifel looking down the scope!

What do you call a bunch of niggers in a barn?ANTIQUE FARM MACHINES!

How was Break dancing invented? BLACK PEOPLE STEALING HUB CAPS OFF MOVING VEHICLES!

Hear the one about the Irish Homosexuals? GERALD FITZPATRICK AND PATRICK FITZGERALD


2 poofs live in this house and one goes into have a shower after the other one and notices sperm all over the shower screen. The One that notices says , angrily to the other "cut this out you are making a mess of the place". A couple days pass and this poof notices there is sperm on the shower screen again he goes back to the offending homo and says "we spoke about this.. I told you to cut this out!" the other poof said "I COULDN'T HELP IT I JUST DID A FART IN THERE!"

How do you confuse an Irishman? Give him a spade and a shovel and tell him to take his pick.

There is this English guy in Sydney Airport and he find out he is $2 short on a flight he needs to get home to London. He decides to beg and with a few knockbacks he gets a guy that hands him $10. The English guy says "wow! thanks I only asked for $2 .. the guy that gave him the money said "I WASN'T REALLY BEING KIND TO YOU I WANT YOU TO ROUND UP 4 MONRE OF YOUR GRIZZLING MATES TO GO WITH YOU".

There is an Islander and he wanders the desert and finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and a genie appears and grants him a wish. He says "I want a bridge from Sydney to Samoa that is solid gold and is diamond encrusted so my cousins from Samoa can come in here. The genie said "that is too hard I can't do that , wish for something else."
The Islander wishes Islander can be smarter than white people.
The Genie pauses and looks at him and says "WELL.. ER.. THAT BRIDGE YOU WANTED.. IS THAT 2 LANES OR 4?"




There is an Abbo and he is wandering the desert and rubs a lamp and a genie appears and says I'll grant you 3 wishes.

The first wish is that he wants 50 million dollars... the money appears in wads of cash and a masion and fancy cars.

The second wish is he wants to be white.He changes skin tone to white.

the 3rd wish is he says "o.k I never want to work again."
SO THE GENIE TAKES AWAY ALL HIS WEALTH AND TURNS HIM BACK INTO AN ABBO!

Young Hitler has this cannon and he has a queue of Jews lines up.. he calls for the first Jew and says "OK Jew touch your toes" *boom*! The Jew gets thrown in the back of the oven. Then he calls for the next Jew in line says "OK Jew, do a star jump formation *BOOM!* fires the cannon and throws the corpse in the back of the oven. He then calls the next Jew in line and says " O.K Jew stand on one leg and grab your toes with one hand. The Jew complies *BOOM*! and he gets thrown in the back of the oven.

.. THEN HIS MUM WALKS IN AND SAYS "ADOLF! I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY TETRIS WITH THOSE JEWS!"

What do German kids get for Christmas? A GI JEW AND AN EASY BAKE OVEN.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A PIZZA DOESN'T SCREAM WHEN YOU THROW THAT IN THE OVEN.

How do you fit 10 Jews in a Volkswagon Bug? 2 in the front and 2 in the back and 6 in the ashtray!

What would Hitler tell Sammi Davis Jr? GET IN THE BACK OF THE OVEN!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? HE RECEIVED HIS GAS BILL!

How can you tell if an Abo has been in your home?CATS PREGNANT AND YOUR THONGS ARE MISSING.

How do you know if a gook has been in your home?
CATS GONE AND YOUR HOMEWORK IS DONE
#6449
Mr Hull, who supports the flying of the flag, said he hopes his colleagues do not succumb to pressure to take it down.

"I'm surprised and disappointed. Is this Marion in 1956 or is it Marion in 2015?" he said

"There are too many politicians that stand for nothing, and I hope my colleagues on the council will actually see that this is an important issue, that with respect, they stand their ground."






What the bloody hell does Homosexuality and Multiculturalist pro refugee rubbish have to do with a Local Government building?

What the hell is the matter with the world these days ? Wankers wanna ban a rebel flag , that represents the efforts of proud , white men and then there are clowns saying this "fag rag" is so important?!

Why ? Oh Why can't it be Marion 1956 again? Things functioned like clockwork! The men were men , women were women and the pansy was a flower!

What a sick society!
#6450
Adelaide, South Australia

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/messenger/west-beaches/gay-flag-okay-but-refugee-welcome-too-political/story-fni9llx9-1227415087053

CHARLES Sturt Council will fly the rainbow flag in support of gay pride but has declined to join a campaign welcoming migrants for fear of being too political. 


Fag flag flying in London recently
 
Councillors spent more than an hour and a half debating both issues at an emotionally charged meeting on Monday night.

They voted 10 to five in favour of the Feast Festival's request to fly the rainbow flag at the council chambers during the two-week gay, lesbian and transgender event in November.

Migrant support group Welcome to Australia asked the council to be become a "Refugee Welcome Zone" — a symbolic gesture to support new arrivals in Adelaide's west.


&:( ??? :o :-\

What are people thinking?! Totally brainless! ... and the people left in Adelaide with any brains left at all they hassle for being ultra right!
 
 
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