UK: The Queen's Husband, Prince Philip/Phil the Greek is Dead

[Rev.Cambeul]

He lived from 1921 until 2021 and gave us a shite load of comedy ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX4Q4InKdhU

"Do you still spear each other?" That's considered to be a RACIST question!
The truth is, Australia's Indigenous people do still spear each other.
Link: Upsetting Chinks, Indians, Abos - Why people loved Phil the Greek

OK, the best comedy he gave us is from his loins. The next King of England, Scotland, Northern Ireland, Wales, Australia, Canada, New Zealand and Nig-Nog Nations unlisted, is the big eared Charlie III. Charlie's a great believer in taking the world back to pre-industrial times, with a King that rules by force.

Even worse, there's talk of Charlie's Darky Daughter in Law running for Pres in the US in 2024.

Now that's Comedy!
Abolish the Monarchy - Implement Creativity

The Queen's official response to her husband's death was to pee on the Royal Rug, sniff a Corgi's arse and stare at a door for the next three hours, before lapping up her Gin from the Royal Bowl. The Queen was however, upset, when the lid for the Royal Bowl fell unexpectedly and banged on Her Majesty's head.

The heir to the throne, His Royal Highness, Prince Charles' response was that "Trees and lawn cannot be racist. You Serfs do know that; even in the Colonies?"

Prince Charles' American Darky Daughter in Law has previously said that anything White People touch, see, hear, breathe or like is RACIST.

All official flags — including the Union Flag, national flags of the home nations, ensigns and ships' colours — will be flown at half-mast from now until 8am on the day after the funeral.

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