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Rev.Cambeul · Tue 15 Feb 2022

Quote from: Rev.Cambeul on Thu 30 Apr 2020Heavy Trip - 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HOG7oKr0bw

Synopsis: Turo is trying to overcome his fears by leading the most unknown heavy metal band in Finland, Impaled Rektum, to the hottest metal festival of Norway. The journey includes heavy metal, grave robbing, Viking heaven and an armed conflict between Finland and Norway.

It's in Finnish, so you'll need subtitles.

Torrent Download: https://yts.rs/movie/heavy-trip-2018 or https://yts.mx/movie/heavy-trip-2018
Subtitles: https://yts-subs.com/subtitles/heavy-trip-english-yify-144470
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My Opinion
It's a comedy but not made by Hollyweird so it's not over the top and is just like comedy in life – IF you're a Finnish Symphonic post-apocalyptic reindeer grinding Christ-abusing extreme war pagan Fennoscandian metal band. But even though you're not, we all know someone or people that match the stereotype long haired metal homos. (That last is an actual Finnish word, BTW - so you do gain some multiculturalism while watching.)

It's got a few low key references/homages to good Hollywood movies from the 80's that even if you don't recognise them, play well within the movie itself. Knowing the references just makes it better.

Subtitles attached at Creator Forum link
https://creativityalliance.com/forum/general-jabber/now-playing-music-and-videos/?action=dlattach;attach=1971

Saga - 2016
A Black Metal Viking Biker Film with Zombies
Comedy/Horror

Synopsis: Sarke, a Norwegian black metal band, records their music video at a cemetery. The bands manager arson the church for PR reasons, but the band is reluctant. Frontman and director Thor instead wants to make a viking film instead, and in the ancient Norse classics he finds a viking zombie story. With the help of their biker friends they starts out in the woods. Meanwhile, a group of Christinsane biker babes are out on a rampant revenge, because of the fire. —Jørn Steen

https://yts.rs/movie/saga-2016 or https://yts.mx/movies/saga-2016
The download comes with English and German subtitles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV5Ox7Vrtfw

20 Minutes in. Heavy Trip is better - professional with a lot of laughs by this stage. Saga is more amateurish, but it's worth giving it a go. It has bikes, Viking bikers vs Christinsane cycle sluts, and the walking dead. All to a black metal soundtrack. And not a NIGGER in site. What else could you want?

And Thor rides a Harley Shovel with a sticker that says "No Fucking Evos".

End of Movie: It's quite shite. I'll keep it and stick it with my other biker movies - most of which are crap anyway, but it's a collection. In no way does it compare with Heavy Trip. Not a single laugh. Some good bikes, music and women. That's it.