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Tax Is Driving Me Crazy
« on: 03 April 2009 at 19:53 »
The only thing that the the Jews has not taxed yet is the male penis.
This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!
 
HOWEVER, effective May 1st, 2009, the penis will now be taxed according to size:
 
The brackets are as follows [SA prices]:
 
 
10 - 12"Luxury TaxR 300.00
8 - 10"Pole TaxR 250.00
5 - 8"Privilege TaxR 150.00
3 - 5"Nuisance TaxR 30.00

 
Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.
 
Anyone under  3" is eligible for a tax refund. 

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Re: Tax Is Driving Me Crazy
« Reply #1 on: 03 April 2009 at 23:59 »
So that's why the Jews have been lopping the tops off theirs!
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