Pelosi Is Definitely Drunk

[Ryan-NZ]

https://youtu.be/Y0cOKecUU5U

[Br.IanVonTurpie]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10626995/Bono-ridiculed-unhinged-poetry-Ukraine-Nancy-Pelosi-read-St-Patricks-Day.html

U2's Bono has been ridiculed online for writing an 'unhinged' poem about Ukraine after it was read out by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi on St. Patrick's Day

The 61-year-old rock superstar's poem was unveiled by Pelosi at the White House's annual 'Friends of Ireland' luncheon yesterday

Bewildered guests were treated to such lines as: 'They struggle for us to be free/ From the psycho in our human family/ Ireland's sorrow and pain/ Is now the Ukraine/ And saint Patrick's name now Zelensky.'

After finishing her reading of Bono's musings on Vladimir Putin's bloodthirsty invasion of Ukraine, the room erupted with laughter - before Pelosi moved awkwardly on to introduce a Riverdance performance.

The poem was quickly derided on social media, with one Twitter commenter saying: 'Insane to look at the net worth of Bono and Pelosi and know that this is as much as they're willing to do to help, AND they think it means anything?'

Another online wit quipped: 'BREAKING Reports that Russian troops are surrendering en masse after being read a translation of Bono's poem.'

Meanwhile, Fox News' Tucker Carlson remarked sarcastically that Pelosi 'may have unveiled the most powerful weapon in her armament' by revealing the poem.

Carlson mercilessly mocked the San Francisco Democrat, saying that most people would have kept the verses to themselves, or shared it with their family.

'What you would not do is read it in public in deadly seriousness, unless you had your head so far up your own butt that you had no idea where you were, in which case, you'd pull it out and read it like you'd just ended the war.

'You and Bono. Thanks Nancy,' he said with a smirk.

[Aleister Adams]

That old bat is suffering from diminished mental capacity as well as alcoholism. Should be in a home shitting on herself.

[Ryan-NZ]

I would love to have these idiots breathalysed and pee tested everyday before they come into work. Pelosi can barely keep her teeth in her mouth or come up with a coherent statement. It's no wonder she lives on a vineyard. She makes her own wine.