Nigger Jokes

[Br.IanVonTurpie]

[Rev.Cambeul]

Niggers be like ...

"Damn dem cucumbers sho
look like watermelon cock!"

[Br.IanVonTurpie]

Why are the Williams sisters winners at Tennis?
Blacks have a long history at serving and spending a lot of time in court!

All this talk about Abraham Lincoln ending Slavery?
It is not true Polyester freed them!

My wife and I want to adopt a young African girl.
A shame my Polish housekeeper wanted a pay rise!

Is it just me or did  niggers seem like they worked more when they never even got paid to?

The abolition of Slavery....the principal reason for black unemployment since 1833!

I am not racist...if slavery was ever re introduced I'd buy myself at least two blacks!

I believe In fair trade.Just last week I traded a cup of coffee for a little black slave!

I was speaking to an African American about slavery and he grew angry!I said "don't be mad....just yanking your chain"!

[Br.IanVonTurpie]

What does Bill Cosby have  in common with a trainer of Pokemon?
He makes sure the catch is weak before he throws his balls in!

I bought a book Cosby wrote full of pick up lines....
Turned out the pages were empty!

"I like my women like I like my Steven Hawkins,paralised and unable to speak"..Bill Cosby.

They say the same thing about Bill Cosby as they say about Mexico.
If you visit it's dangerous to drink the water!

Cosby has a new book."The coma Sutra"

What is the difference between a Snickers bar and Cosby?
One wants you to put:nutty,chocolate goodness inside your mouth the other is a child rapist.

What is the difference between Cosby's yaught and his living room?
Pass out in his taught and his seaman won't touch you.

How does Cosby put a stop to insomnia?
He finishes off her drink!

What does Bill Cosby's business card say?
"Sorry I missed you.I was in when you were out"!

Why Does Cosby love Pudding?
He loves pudding his cock where it doesn't belong!

Cosby said a funny joke last night.
I can't remember it.

What is the. Similarity between Santa and Bill Cosby?
They only come when you are asleep!

What is the difference between Freddy Mercury and Bill Cosby?
The ones Cosby screwed around still to speak about it!

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