It's 3am. I woke up to the noise of a neighbour's house door slamming, and a dog barking. While I was thinking about getting up to empty my shitbag, I looked at my security cameras and there was someone moving around my car in the car park.
So I got straight out of bed, grabbed a pick axe handle, and bare foot, swollen shit bag ran out the door. I know how voices carry at night, echoing from everywhere. So without thinking, I used my parade ground voice to order "GET OUT OF THE CAR PARK!"
By the time I covered the 35 metres to the car park, an Abo has fled and doesn't realise that it is coming towards me. It was a tiny little homeless female of the species carrying its few meagre stolen possessions, terrified I was going to kill it on the spot. It was just out shopping and had wandered in.
I locked the car park gate that my lazy fuck neighbours had left open, and sent the creature on its way.
That's life when you live in a world with primitive cavemen that shouldn't be allowed into society, but are a protected species. I hate Australian indigenous fauna!
No point going back to bed now. I have a hospital appointment in several hours. I may as well just rest and watch a video ... or the prowling police I can now see on my security cameras shining torches in every direction. I didn't bother to call them. Just as long as they stay the hell away from me, I don't give a damn what they do ....
@Cailen.
So I got straight out of bed, grabbed a pick axe handle, and bare foot, swollen shit bag ran out the door. I know how voices carry at night, echoing from everywhere. So without thinking, I used my parade ground voice to order "GET OUT OF THE CAR PARK!"
By the time I covered the 35 metres to the car park, an Abo has fled and doesn't realise that it is coming towards me. It was a tiny little homeless female of the species carrying its few meagre stolen possessions, terrified I was going to kill it on the spot. It was just out shopping and had wandered in.
I locked the car park gate that my lazy fuck neighbours had left open, and sent the creature on its way.
That's life when you live in a world with primitive cavemen that shouldn't be allowed into society, but are a protected species. I hate Australian indigenous fauna!
No point going back to bed now. I have a hospital appointment in several hours. I may as well just rest and watch a video ... or the prowling police I can now see on my security cameras shining torches in every direction. I didn't bother to call them. Just as long as they stay the hell away from me, I don't give a damn what they do ....
@Cailen.








. With Lotus Eaters, as they are still learning, it's all about White Indigenous British people.




