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Thanks Br. Cook, looks like an interesting book -- I shall check it out.

A nigger, a mexiturd, and a kike walk into a bar.

The bar owner says: "Get the fuck out!"

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So the Mayor of Chicago kept getting complaints about the pigeons in Grant Park. So he offered a $10,000 bounty to anyone who could alleviate this problem.

So this guy shows up with a beautiful pink pigeon, and the pink pigeon starts to fly in circles around the park. Soon all the pigeons were following it, swirling around the park.

Once all the pigeons were following it, it took off and flew to the middle of Lake Michigan and dived in. (Pigeons can't fly with wet wings so they all drowned.)

So the guy goes to the Mayor's office to collect his $10,000 bounty and the mayor gladly pays him and asks, " Do you have any pink niggers?"

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The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

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America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

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Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.

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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for
housing prisoners.

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If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and It started
to sink, who would be saved? .... America !

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Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.

Even my spell check thinks Pelosi and Obama are wrong.

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly,
"I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," says Dolly.
"It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know, I amputated your arms!"


Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Not surprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

A dwarf, who was a mystic, escaped from jail. The call went out that there was a small medium at large.

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse.
"But why," they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said. "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

TRUE STORY:

A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.

'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?'

'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track..'

'What sort of question?' asked Pelosi.

Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?''

Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, 'You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history.'

Disturbing...they should at the very least all be sterilized.