Axis of Evil Leaders Arrested as the World Breathes a Sigh of Relief

[Rev.Cambeul]

"Axis of Evil Leaders Arrested as the World Breathes a Sigh of Relief"

In a stunning global operation that has left the world in collective disbelief—and relief—international authorities today announced the simultaneous arrests of several notorious world leaders, dubbed by critics as the "Axis of Evil."

A President Arrested
Former POTUS Joe Biden arrested with his handler Joseph Stalin

The drama began in Washington, D.C., where former U.S. President Joe Biden was apprehended in the Oval Office alongside his enigmatic handler, Joseph Stalin. Eyewitnesses claim the duo was in the midst of an intense game of Global Thermonuclear War when officers burst in, with Stalin allegedly muttering about "purges" while Biden insisted he was just looking for the little girl who stole his ice cream.

Meanwhile, across the Atlantic, chaos erupted at Number 10 Downing Street as British Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer was forcibly removed from his office. Reports suggest Starmer was found brandishing a cricket bat and quoting Shakespeare, resisting arrest with a wild-eyed determination not seen since the last parliamentary debate.

British Prime Minister Arrested
Sir Keir Starmer arrested at No 10 Downing St

The operation's final act unfolded in spectacular fashion at the Sydney Opera House, where Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese was taken into custody during an event celebrating Aboriginal Supremacy Over Australia. Witnesses described a scene of confusion as Albanese daubed boot polish on his face and attempted to blend in with the crowd, only to be betrayed by his impromptu didgeridoo solo. Police say the arrest proceeded without incident, though several opera attendees demanded refunds, claiming the spectacle upstaged the performance.

Australian Prime Minister Arrested
Anthony Albanese arrested at Sydney Opera House

As news of the arrests spread, spontaneous celebrations broke out in capitals around the globe. World leaders issued statements expressing hope for a new era of peace, while conspiracy theorists immediately began speculating about the whereabouts of Biden's sunglasses and Stalin's mustache.

Authorities have yet to confirm where the leaders will be detained, but sources suggest a secure facility equipped with  chessboards, cricket bats, and a fully stocked ice cream freezer.

[Rev.FrankSmith]

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