Build That Wall!

[Rev.Cambeul]

My mother is in her 70's and with osteoarthritis, she can't do everything inside and outside the house that she used to. I was her only child and I live about 40 Klicks away. That's an 80KM round trip at about $20 bucks in fuel. So, if I'm going to visit my mother, I expect to do more than just sit and stare at her frigging TV or put up with her bloody annoying FM radio - that isn't even Classical Music!

Anyway, she wants a wall around her back garden and has been forgetting to phone a local builder/handyman for a couple of months now. Keeps telling me that she'll do it next time .... In the meantime, I have ripped out every weed in her garden, back and front, rearranged her plants in her front garden to my liking, and set everything up ready for about 8 inches of bark to be dumped on her garden. The bark keeps down the weeds and my rearranging of plants means that she can walk out to her garden at any time and poison weeds that popup with vinegar. (At 99c per 2 Litre bottle, standard white vinegar is the most effective poison I've ever used for a garden.)

... But I cannot put the bark down until she arranges for it to be delivered; and she will not order the bark until she builds that wall around her back garden. Why does my mother want a wall around her garden? To keep Mexicans out of her garden, of course.

So, now that she has arranged some kind of home help for oldies to once per week come and sweep, wash and vacuum her floors and weed her garden at a reasonable and affordable price, I no longer have to do any of that. My job is to do everything that the home help for oldies will not do - and there's a lot I haven't been able to do over the years because of the need for me to do average household chores. What I did yesterday is phone my mother and tell her that I refuse to visit until she arranges for four trailer-loads of bark to be dumped in her driveway, ready for me to get to work dumping it on her back and front gardens. Within the hour, my mother called back telling me she has arranged with a local handyman to come and BUILD THAT WALL.

She wanted a brick wall, but the builder/handyman she contacted doesn't work with bricks, but he will BUILD THAT WALL with railway sleepers. Sounds good enough for me ... and I am willing to bet serious money that there will never be any Mexicans in my mother's back garden in South Australia.

The wall will soon be built, the bark will be delivered and I'll have a lot of hard work to do.

The question is: Will the same work for Trump?

@Mr.Deth Perhaps all you need do is contact Trump and threaten not to flyer Trump Towers with our IT'S ALRIGHT TO BE WHITE flyers? After all, Trump is in my mother's age group.

[Rev.Cambeul]

She wanted a brick wall, but the builder/handyman she contacted doesn't work with bricks, but he will BUILD THAT WALL with railway sleepers. Sounds good enough for me ... and I am willing to bet serious money that there will never be any Mexicans in my mother's back garden in South Australia.