Holocaust of a Day by Rahowa23

[Rev.Cambeul]

Holocaust of a Day by Rahowa23
Sung and played by Brother G.
Album art by Reverend C.
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I've had a holocaust of a day
Everything that could go did go wrong
So if I'm allowed to use the word holocaust in a song
I've had a holocaust of a day

It started as a fart in bed
Well it started as a fart but I * myself instead
And the *in' missus going off her *in' head
I've had a holocaust of a day

And running to the dunny like a bastard
Trying to hold it in with me finger up me arse
Skidding past the kids, those little holocausters laughing
I've had a holocaust of a day

I've had a holocaust of a day
Everything that could go did go wrong
So if I'm allowed to use the word holocaust in a song
I've had a holocaust of a day

No hot water so I had to take a cold shower
Scrubbing * from every orifice which took a *in' hour
Then *, *, *, no *in' towel
I've had a holocaust of a day

Pulling on my jeans and tripped
Broke me *in' nose and split my *in' lip
Got me cock caught in me *in' zip
I've had a holocaust of a day

I've had a holocaust of a day
Everything that could go did go wrong
So if I'm allowed to use the word holocaust in a song
I've had a holocaust of a day

Then driving myself to doctors
Busted and bleeding, cock swollen and *in' throbbing
Not a good time to be stopped by the cops
I've had a holocaust of a day

The bastards didn't even let me explain
Just cuffed me up and hauled me off to jail
No *in' phone call no *in' bail
I've had a holocaust of a day

I've had a holocaust of a day
Everything that could go did go wrong
So if I'm allowed to use the word holocaust in a song
I've had a holocaust of a day

So your honour that's how it is
That's exactly how it started and how it ended all up here
And you *in' lot laughing ain't making it too easy
I've had a holocaust of a day

I'm in too much pain to plead
And I don't give a * if you don't believe me
Just take me out the back and *in' shoot me please
I've had a holocaust of a day

I've had a holocaust of a day
Everything that could go did go wrong
So if I'm allowed to use the word holocaust in a song
I've had a holocaust of a day
I've had a holocaust of a day
Just another one of them
Holocaust of a day

[Grimm]

Bump!

   

[JamesLewis]

LMAO love the lyrics brother !!

[Rev.Cambeul]

LOL Thanks. It's an alteration of something by the Australian Folk Singer, Kevin Bloody Wilson.

For anyone that doesn't know, that's Brother Grimm playing the guitar and singing. It is not me - I do not sing, read music or play any instruments. Brother Grimm is not a fantasy; Brother Grimm is not make believe; Brother Grimm is as real as the day is long.

[Rev.Cambeul]

Mexican TV having a Holocaust of a Day ...