The Russians Did It!

[Rev.Cambeul]

I had deep fried beef schnitzel last night for dinner and I over-cooked it ...

The Russians did it! 


AUSTRALIA has blamed Russia for a series of cyber attacks that targeted Australian businesses, with the government warning it might not be the last.

"This is the first time that in attributing a cyber attack to Russia the US and the UK have, at the same time, issued joint advice to industry about how to manage the risks from the attack," he said. "It marks an important step in our fight back against state-sponsored aggression in cyberspace.

Source: http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/hacking/russian-cyber-attack-affected-significant-number-of-australians/news-story/dcb86eea0c9eba22458e9161c7b31a40

Why would Vlad ruin my beef schnitzel?
I thought Vlad was our friend.
Is he just putin' us on?

[Sturmkrieger]

Don't worry Rev. Cambeul, I caught the Russian whose been launching all these cyber attacks. Here's the picture I managed to take:

[Rev.Cambeul]

Don't worry Rev. Cambeul, I caught the Russian whose been launching all these cyber attacks. Here's the picture I managed to take

He looks like what I'd expect from a Russian dog.

So he's the one responsible for my over-cooked beef schnitzel and the piece of burnt toast I found in the toaster today? What a bastard!