Just Picked Up a Sheila ...

[Rev.Cambeul]

Just picked up a sheila, and she just left.

She liked my racially motivated jokes enough to come home with me, but I think it was more that I said "Why the f. am I here? I have over 200 bottles of beer at home." I wasn't bragging, but it's true; ask @Br.IanVonTurpie.

Anyway, she questioned my IT'S ALRIGHT TO BE WHITE and WHITE LIVES MATTER flyers when she came into the house. Her tits suddenly looked rather less appetising.

Anyway, we were watching a movie - the latest, THE TOMORROW WAR - because I ripped it off before it gets to cinemas in South Australia. I played with my dog a bit, giving her a pat and scratch and letting her be play savage like she likes to be ... you know my N. And then I went for a pee. When I got back, the sheila complained that I did not wash my hands. I said, "My prick is clean. If anything, it's my prick that's now contaminated with Nigger filth!"

The sheila got up, said "Is everything White Supremacy with you?"

"I'm pure White Fucking Power, bitch!" I said. And for some reason, she left.

Her arse was acceptable, but her tits were mediocre and she did not have red hair.

You know, I wouldn't brag about a shag; but LOL @ dumb bitches like that.

NEXT!