Home Defence - Keep it Legal!

[Rev.Cambeul]

Booby Traps in the Garden - Bombs

First thing is, I will tell you how to make bombs - that's illegal. However, I was installing some new solar lights in my garden, and these things are so large, they reminded me of the empty brass shell casings from spent artillery and mortar rounds. I thought ... I wonder how they would go with some explosive, shrapnel and a wired trigger? After all, you can scatter them about the yard in spots that are convenient to you. Even tightly along paths.

https://www.bunnings.com.au/solar-magic-wave-solar-path-light_p0276296

This first one - of which I currently have two - stands over 2 feet tall and the inside is about the same diameter as my bicep. Like all solar lights that you stick into the ground, the tube below is empty, and the light, battery and solar charger sit on top. Fill the tube with all your favourite goodies, add a wired trigger, and when arseholes come to visit ... 

[move]IT IS CRIMINAL. IT IS AGAINST THE LAW. IT IS ILLEGAL TO SET UP ANY FORM OF PIPE BOMB. DO NOT DO IT.[/move]

As illegal as it is to build them, I am allowed to think about these things. And why shouldn't we be able to think, comment and laugh at the prospects of blowing up trespassers? As long as we have no intention of breaking the law, it's just harmless thoughts that HOLLYWOOD has long taught us are perfectly normal.

More: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=solar+lights+outdoor+garden&iar=images&iax=images&ia=images

[Fortem]

This is legal.  Then  finish  with our bare hands.

https://youtu.be/D_9qBgNT-Cc?t=194

[Rev.Cambeul]

None of that is legal here in Australia. I can't even have my garden hose lying across the yard. If some Home-Invading Spear-Chucking Tar-Baby jumps my fence and falls arse-over-tit and breaks its flat wide nose and bursts its nigger lips, I can go to gaol for setting up booby traps.

However, I have two good fists, and I've never been afraid of anyone. I also have a pick axe handle (or three) I use for stick-ball in park, and cable ties/zip ties that are industrial strength. Knock 'em down, strap em and finish them off with my bare hands and steel caps - before I throw them in the lake. Wheel barrows are useful. Or, I throw them in the boot of my car and drive to the ocean, and throw in some raw bloody meat and sausages. It's Australia. Great White Sharks are everywhere Downunder!

There was this coon that walked past my home on Australia Day/South Victory Day. I was home with a Brother visiting. The coon stole a broom from the 70+ year old White Lady next door when it couldn't con its way into her home. So it smacked my letter box with the broom. I went out, took the broom from the coon, smacked it around, put it in its place and left. The Brother commented that the way I beat that coon with the broom stick, I was just like an old time slave master whipping that Toby (Kunta Kinta/Geordie).

The last one that came into my yard and annoyed me, I knocked him down, but he tried to run when I attempted to treat him like a White Man. So I knocked him down again, grabbed his throat and stopped him from breathing. I told him he either behaves like a White Man and ceases to behave like an Abo AND quit his bull* boast about connections to some California based MC he wouldn't shut up about, or he goes into the boot of my car and I take him for a scrape around the Gypsy Jokers MC club house. "You want to breathe again?" He nodded. And so, I allowed him to breath again. Some time later, I pointedly explained to him my past with a particularly well known outlaw motorcycle club in SA, and what we Creators happen to do across the world. It is We Who Command. I never had trouble from him or his friends again .... Shall we all live happily ever after?

I'm naturally a quiet person. I typically don't like conflict. But when I do, I like pick-axe handles, steel-capped boots and fists. Although, I'm not against the occasional use of a semi-auto-12-gauge.

Never cross a Creator; we have BROTHERS in countries that do not have extradition treaties with our European and British motherlands, our formerly White Colonies Downunder and Seth Efrika, nor the Colonial Canucks or Septics of North America. Creators are everywhere.

RaHoWa!


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Yeah, I took my foot off its head.