Found Some Guns in My Back Yard

[Rev.Cambeul]

As the title says, I found a couple of guns in my back yard. To be precise, it was two rifles: A sawn off .177 air rifle, and a .22 without the bolt. They were individually wrapped in cloth and both wrapped together in plastic shopping bags under the wood chips under a tree where I throw Nigger crap.

Nigger

With the gun laws the way they are (and even if they weren't, both rifles are useless anyway), I would sooner or later be charged under numerous firearms offences, so I rang the coppers to come and pick them up.

Who put them there? It was probably a former neighbour I once had. He was black and unsurprisingly had an extensive criminal history - including some ... interaction with us Creators. My guess is that the guns were acquired during a break and enter or home invasion. There is also a chance they were put there in an attempt to nail me on whatever crime my neighbour could and gain the reward he was promised by the JOG should he ever succeed in having me arrested.

Whatever the case, it's out of my hands now. The coppers have the pop-guns, and the serial numbers will determine who the real owners are, so they'll probably be pleased to get them back. Although, it is illegal to own a sawn off weapon of any kind, so they probably wont receive the air rifle back.

I wonder if it will result in a smiley stamp for my police record?

@Cailen.

[Albert]

 a wise course of action.