England: Nigger Fills Kinder Chocolate Eggs with Crack & Heroin

[Rev.Cambeul]

News from the Church of Creativity England

Reverend Cambeul,

Here's one for RL News.

A nigger here in Gloucester has been caught filling Kinder Surprise chocolate eggs with crack and heroin.

The nigger in question is 50 year old Donald Ewers. A habitual criminal with 41 previous convictions in the same nature, this pavement ape claims to come from a "well respected, big family," having sired 19 genetically criminal tar-babies.

During sentencing, Judge Cullum said: "Be warned that if you commit this type of offence for a third time in the future you will be liable to a sentence of seven years minimum."

Ewers was sentenced to 3 years and 4 months at Her Majesty's pleasure. The 19 tar-babies and several wives he leaves behind will in the meantime be well cared for by the British Taxpayer - so nothing changes there.

Pavement Ape, Donald Ewers who filled Kinder Surprise chocolate eggs with crack and heroin

Source: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/7159257/Surprise-Dad-of-NINETEEN-jailed-after-being-caught-with-a-Kinder-Egg-full-of-heroin-and-crack.html