Australian Native Mud Crime

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http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/northern-territory/shhhhhh-its-a-library-not-a-bar-you-idiot/story-fnk0b1zt-1226796793012


A MAN has tried to down a long-neck at a Territory library and allegedly wrestled a librarian who attempted to confiscate his beer then launched an F-word tirade. 
 
The unknown man pulled out his alcohol at the computer terminals inside Casuarina Library on Friday.

Roper Bar miner Warwick Mylchreest, 22, was waiting to use the printer when he watched the beer battle unfold.

"He pulled out a long neck of Extra Dry and started chugging it," he said.

"He put it down on the desk and the librarian sheila told him it's a library and he can't have it here.

"Old mate jumped up and tried to wrestle her for it. They both had their hands on it.

"Then she said 'you can leave or else hand it over'."

Mr Mylchreest said the man promised to leave if the librarian gave him his beer back. But instead he sat back down at the computer.

Mr Mylchreest started filming the entertainment on his iPhone.

The librarian returned with the manager who told the man she'd call the police.

The man jumped up, shouted "well call the police" and stormed off, shouting the F-word the whole way.

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A HEAVILY-pregnant woman has fended off punches directed at her belly before an off-duty cop stepped in to apprehend her attacker - a man believed to be her boyfriend. 
 
Southern Watch Commander Senior Sergeant Drew Slape said the attack happened just before midnight near the Milner Rd roundabout in Alice Springs.

He said the officer watched as the man approched the woman, before attempting to punch her at full force towards her stomach.

The woman was able to deflect the punch with her arm.

"She had quite a belly - she is seven months pregnant," Sen-Sgt Slape said.

"We believe the pair were in a domestic relationship."

"He was arrested at the scene by uniformed officers, and he remains in custody.

The 23-year-old man is expected to be charged this morning with aggravated assault.

His 24-year-old victim has a sore arm, but is otherwise uninjured. The baby is fine.


Too bad the baby is fine, that coon that tried to hit it could have actually done "community service" in his own way... as that'd be one less rubbish monkey on the streets to rob and hurt you.

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http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/northern-territory/man-hides-cask-wine-in-pants/story-fnk0b1zt-1226800562154

A MAN (DIRTY BOONG) has attempted to steal a cask of wine from a Darwin supermarket by hiding it down his pants. 
 
But the two litre box and nozzle protruding from his groin area was a dead give away and the thief was caught in the act at Aralia St Supermarket in Nightcliff overnight on Saturday.

NT Police duty superintendent Helen Braum said the shopkeeper saw a young male putting a cask of wine down his pants.

Sup Braum said the man was compliant when asked by the shopkeeper to remove the goon bag* from his pants.

"The shopkeeper approached the male and asked him to hand over the cask," Sup Braum said.

"He's done so and left without incident.

"Then the shopkeeper has heard a disturbance out the front and noticed a couple of people - including the person who attempted to steal the alcohol - having a verbal argument.

"One of them picked up a small metal grill from the newspaper stand and was walking around with it.

"The shopkeeper asked for it back and it was handed over without incident.

"He left and went into the primary school but (police) couldn't find anyone.

"Their behaviour was disorderly but there were no offences given as they complied with instructions."

In a separate incident, police say four people entered the Frontier Hotel Bottleshop in Buffalo Court, Larrakeyah last night around 9 and stole three cartons of Carlton Dry beer.

They ran from the area dropping and smashing one of the cartons in the process.

A short time later one of the group confronted a taxi driver in front of Uncle Sams takeaway food outlet, threatening him and then throwing a beer bottle at his taxi causing damage to the roof.

Police say the same man then went to the driveway area of Lizards Bar bottleshop in Mitchell Street where he shouted at staff and threw a mobile phone at them, before running away.

Police found the group drinking the stolen beer at the corner of Daly Street and the Esplanade.

All were arrested including three males aged 19, 33 and 44 and a female aged 27, all from the Nguiu Community on Bathurst Island.

They will be charged with a range of offences relating to the theft of the beer, threatening behaviour and the damage to the taxi.

* 'goon bag' is a colloquial term for cask wine; others terms include 'silver pillow', 'box monster' and 'Chateau Cardboard'

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A DRIVER has told police he was out looking for wayward youth, to teach them "respect" - but crashed into a tree while drunk. 
 
Superintendent Louise Jorgensen said police were patrolling the car park at the Karama Shopping Centre when the noticed a blue Holden Commodore driving very slowly out of the car park just after 1am.

They watched as the driver failed to turn out of the car park, instead going straight through the road, mounting the gutter and hitting a tree.

Police apprehended the 40-year-old man, and he allegedly blew .215 per cent. He was also disqualified, and the vehicle unregistered and uninsured.

Supt Jorgensen said the man told officers he was out looking for youths to teach them "culture and respect".

Only a drunk Abo would say something as stupid as that to the cops, the only place open in that supermarket at that time is a tavern and that is basicly a "boong hang out". Next thing you know he'd be applying for a government grant to mentor wayward coon kids.?





Elsewhere, police are on the lookout for a youth after he allegedly smashed through the front door of the Coles Express service station in Casuarina, stealing coin rolls and cigarettes.

Supt Jorgensen said CCTV shows pictures of a male in his mid to late teens, of part aboriginal appearance, wearing a striped hoodie and black basketball shorts with white stripes at the bottom.

He was also carrying a large knife.

Dangerous bloody animals aren't they? Just can't leave people or property alone, like the cockatoo that pulls bits of wood off your window frame and squawks around the neighbourhood, the Abo is really not a lot different.

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A TAXI driver has been bombarded with rocks - then assaulted and robbed after confronting his attackers. 
 
Detective Senior Sergeant Leith Phillips said the 28-year-old man was driving through the intersection of Stott Terrace and Gap Road when he was approached by a group of males at 4.45am today.

"The males threw rocks at the taxi, damaging one of the doors. The driver exited the taxi and confronted the offenders.

"One of the men assaulted the victim, while a male youth stole a small amount of money from the victim and from inside the taxi.

"The first offender is described as Aboriginal appearance, in his early 20's, between 170cm and 180cm, thin build and short black hair. He was wearing a grey/white T-Shirt with blue/green sleeves, blue jeans and boots.

"The second offender is described as Aboriginal appearance, around 15-years-old, between 140cm and 150cm tall and thin build. He was wearing a grey T-shirt, long maroon shorts and no shoes.

"Police are also investigating two incidents involving vehicles damaged overnight.

"A group of youths were witnessed smashing the windows of a white pick-up truck parked on Parson Street and a vehicle parked on Todd Street at around 12am."

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A WOMAN who claimed to be a health worker gained entry into an elderly man's home and stole cash from him before fleeing the scene. 
 


The incident took place in a Territory housing block on Dick Ward Drive in Coconut Grove around 11.15am yesterday.

Duty superintendent Jo Foley said NT Police were searching for the woman who robbed the man of $200 in cash.

"We are investigating the matter," Sup Foley said.

The victim told police he noticed the money was missing after the woman left his home.

The offender has been described by police as a "dark-skinned female, 30-40 years of age, skinny build, dark hair to shoulders, wearing a brown patterned dress (and) green thongs".