Beaner Jokes

[Rev.Cambeul]

What's Mexico's Number 1 Hit song?

"North to Nebraska ... The Beaner rush is on."

Jose Horton - North To Nebraska

Way up north, (North To Nebraska.)
Way up north, (North To Nebraska.)
North to Nebraska,
They're goin' North, the rush is on.
North to Nebraska,
They're goin' North, the rush is on.

Big Pedro left Tijuana in the year of '92,
With Jesus Jose de Las Merdeses De Los Harlottes, his partner, and brother, Juan, too.
They crossed the Rio Grande and found the little White girls.
Below that old Gringo mountain just a little south-east of San Diego.

Pedro crossed the majestic mountains to the valleys far below.
He talked to his team of coyotes as he pushed on through the sand.
With the northern city lights a-running wild in the land of the eternal desert,
Yes, Pedro De Dios Otero Antormarchilli was a mighty Beaner in the year of twenty-one.

Where the river is winding,
Big handouts they're finding.
North to Nebraska,
They're goin' North, the Beaner rush is on.

Way up north, (North To Nebraska.)
Way up north, (North To Nebraska.)
North to Nebraska,
They're goin' North, the Beaner rush is on.
North to Nebraska,
They're goin' North, the Beaner rush is on.

Jesus turned to Pedro with his midnight special in his hand,
Said: "Pedro you're a-lookin'at a lonely, lonely Beaner.
"I'd trade all the White pussy that we'll find in this land,
"For one small band of gold to place on sweet little Maria De Los Angeles Ortiz Del Toro's jagged tooth.

"'Cos even a Beaner needs a woman to love him all the time.
"Remember, Pedro, a true love is so hard to find.
"I'd build for my Maria, a chop-shop for stolen lowriders.
"Below that old Gringo mountain just a little south-east of San Diego."

Where the river is winding,
Big handouts they're finding.
North to Nebraska,
They're goin' North, the Beaner rush is on.
North to Nebraska,
They're goin' North, the Beaner rush is on.

Way up north, (North To Nebraska.)
Way up north, (North To Nebraska.)
Way up north, (North To Nebraska.)