Creator & Catholic Summit at the Vatican

[Rev.Cambeul]

Extract from my PM Diary:

Back all those years ago, when I was Pontifex Maximus of the Creativity Alliance, I was flown an all expenses paid trip to Rome to meet with the Catholic Papal Papa - you know, the Pope in Rome. I'm not sure what they were after, but hey, a free flight to Rome sounded cool. And Reverend Dr Joe Esposito promised me his Prison Ministry would have my back. I knew they were all well acquainted with The God Father Trilogy, so I wasn't worried.

So, off I fly to Rome at Catlicker expense. Sipping Champagne in First Class on a Jumbo Jet - as a Creator should be expected.

Meeting the Pope, I introduced myself as Pontifex Maximus, the Reverend Cailen Cambeul of the Creativity Alliance and the White Man's Church of Creativity.

The Pope mumbled something and held out his hand with a massive ring with a symbol I didn't recognise. It was probably Cabal in nature. I was told to kiss it. Instead, I held out my pair of rings showing two eights - 88. So the Pope didn't kiss my ring. (We're probably the only religious leaders in history to meet with and didn't kiss each other's rings.)

The Catholic's Papal Pope proceeded to lecture me about Race and Racism: But all I got was "What's a matter you? Eh! Why you got no respect? What you think you do? Why you looking so sad? It's a not's so bad. It's a nice a place .... Ah Shaddup your face."

I then sneezed! The Papal Pope said "Bless you my son". And then he fell back into his chair, and he buggered off (with his people carrying the drunken pedo sod IN HIS CHAIR)!

I was lucky to get to return to my Vatican Hotel Guest Room, have some pizza and a quick tumble with a nun named Sofia Lola Brigida. When, FFS! I still had a half eaten garlic bread left when I was raided by the Swiss Guard, collared, sequestered and deported back to Australia. Italian Creators gathered and harangued the Pope with a united "RAHOWA! QUESTO PIANETA è NOSTRO" in St Peter's - and beat the 23 out of the Pope's Swiss Guards with their steel caps and fists.

Pizza, Sofia's Tits and kicking the 23 out of the Pope's guards! Overall, it was a good Catholic holiday. And yet, what a bunch of humourless pricks those Catholics are. I doubt the Catlickers'll be celebrating THAT holiday next year!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs

Any other Creators or Friends had experiences at the Vatican? Do tell us.

[Art]

Great story!
Rahowa!