Confucius Say ...

[JamesLewis]

Confucius say ... Australian kiss similar to French kiss, but given DOWN UNDER. 

Confucius say ... Many nails needed to make crib, but only one screw needed to fill it.

Confucius say ... women are like lawn mowers ... if you're not pushing one around ... you're riding it.   

Confucius say ... cross eyed teacher cannot control pupils.

Confucius say ... marriage is like taking bath ... after you've been in it for awhile it's not so hot.

[Rev.Cambeul]

Confucius say ... Man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day.

Confucius say ... Australian kiss is similar to French kiss, but given DOWN UNDER.

That one seems a little fishy to me 

[Br.IanVonTurpie]

Confucius say "Good for boy to meet girl in park but better for boy to park meat in girl".

Confucius say "Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok"!

Confucius say "Rubik's cube is like penis, the longer you play with it the harder it get"

Confucius say "Blow job like Army time, closer to discharge the better it feel".

Confucius say "Man who take woman on camping trip has one intent".

Confucius say "Hooker who like bondage strapped for cash".

Confucius say "Woman who spend too much time on bed spring wind up with off spring"

Confucius say " Best way to kill circus troupe is go straight for the juggler".

Confucius say "Never take laxative and sleeping pill at once".

[JamesLewis]

Good ones LOL

Another good one, if it smells fishy RUN !!  LMAO

[Br.IanVonTurpie]

Confucius  say "man who screw exhaust pipe of car get hot rod".

Confucius  say "nails on board inferiour to screw on bench".

Confucius  say "man who have sex on ground get peace on earth".

Confucius  say "cheap hooker is more bang for your buck".

Confucius  say"state of pregnancy exist when woman take in something poked in fun".

Confucius  say" Hipster at hot dog stand always put hair in bun"!

Confucius  say " worst thing wifeget on25th wedding anniversary is morning sickness".

Confucius  say "don't let your affection give you infection. Put protection on that errection!"

Confucius  say "hooker who play in crack in self employed".

Confucius  say "if your girl friend starts smoking you are going too fast".

Confucius  say " If woman no let man try different sex with woman... man has different sex with different women".