The Joe Biden Comedy Portal

Rev.Cambeul · Sun 07 Nov 2021

Close Encounters of the Biden Kind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WetDOBr28SA

RaHoWarrior · Mon 08 Nov 2021

The Sun gave an excellent demonstration of how committed they are to putting their heads in the sand. They did a whole article about Biden making "nonsensical" statements about Alzheimer's (i.e., that in 15 years every single hospital bed in America will be filled with an Alzheimer's patient) and never mention or even elude to Biden's dementia despite his own affliction with Alzheimer's being cause.

https://www.the-sun.com/news/2938937/biden-alzheimers-hospital-bed-comment-false/

Br.IanVonTurpie · Sat 13 Nov 2021

https://thenewdaily.com.au/news/good-news/2021/11/09/big-bird-ted-cruz-senate

A large, presumably flightless man wearing a bird costume has been capturing children's hearts since 1969, and now he's entering politics.

Well, sort of.

On the back of controversy over a light-hearted attempt by Sesame Street to allay children's fear about the jab, a parody account has appeared

Under the Twitter handle @SenatorBigBird, a campaign has been launched to replace Senator Ted Cruz with a candidate who promises never to fly south for the winter: Big Bird

On Tuesday morning (Australian time), the parody account issued a press release informing constituents of new campaign hires.

"We are ready to move Ted Cruz out of Texas and are just getting started on our efforts," the statement said.

The Cookie Monster is looking forward to "providing cookies to every Texan," in his new role as campaign manager, it said.

With an estimated population in Texas of more than 29 million people, this indicates a significant campaign budget.

That budget will be managed by team Big Bird's new finance director, Elmo, who is a self-confessed knowledge junkie.

"Elmo loves to learn, learn about it all. The things that are big and the things that are small," the red monster frequently says.

The appointment of Elmo in this official capacity is yet to come under scrutiny, though he has reportedly been known to ask for "tickles" in the workplace.

Even the muppets could run America better than Biden!

Remember kids! "J is for Jew"!