Nature Humor: Lions Can Jump 36 Feet

[Grimm]

Nature Humor:  Lions Can Jump 36 Feet



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Nature Humor:  Lions Can Jump 36 Feet

[Rev.Cambeul]

(The origin of Lion Skins)

@Br.Grimm

I heard that lions can leap 36 feet in the air.

The easy escape when a lion attacks is to take two steps in any direction and watch the buggers splat and die.

. . . .

Lucky we prevented Rocky the Flying Squirrel from screwing that Lion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIBdVkJ9L-k&ab_channel=D-manthecaptain



BTW Tigers can leap more than lions; so, if we just all go to India along with spades ...

Tiger skin rugs anybody?

[Grimm]

Would that take 2 steps trick work? LOL..  In the past I watched a lot of Rocky and Bullwinkle

[Rev.Cambeul]

No, it would not save your arse from a leaping lion ... however, one of those fantastic leaping up lions: What, they leap vertically into the air and land SPLAT!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3178868/Inside-Namibian-taxidermy-factory-stuffs-6-000-animals-year-trophy-hunters.html

Niggers used to say White Men Can't Jump ... The truth is WHITE MEN DON'T HAVE TO JUMP!

White is the ONLY Colour that Doesn't Run
DC Comics 1931 - Issue 23

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