Jew Jokes

[Br.IanVonTurpie]

[Rev.Cambeul]

It'll soon be Holoween. The one night of the year when you can resurrect all 600 gorillion gassed Jews from the dead.

What You Need
30 Pieces of Silver - or 1 Piece of Gold
1 Bagel
An Attitude of WGF?
And say the following magic words: "Beetlejews, Beetlejews, Beetlejews. Oy Veh!"

Zombie Holocaust: It's a Holoween game for the entire family. Try it at home. Gas 'em all again and again.

"Beetlejews, Beetlejews, Beetlejews. Oy Veh!"

Note: This is a BYO Gas event.

[Br.IanVonTurpie]

[Br.IanVonTurpie]

[Rev.Cambeul]

Australia: Currently there's a controversy Downunder regarding Aboriginal art and souvenir trinkets such as boomerangs. Tourists thinking they're buying the genuine Abo Aussie icon are getting ripped off by greedy importers flogging off boomerangs made overseas as fair dinkum legit. As with every financial conspiracy, the Jews are behind this. Apparently, if you buy a Jewish made boomerang and throw it, it goes back to Israel ... from where it's then resold to another gullible tourist Downunder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ac8jZakNXk

Two Things:

1: Hunting boomerangs go in a DEAD straight line. Arrows, bullets ... you don't think curving arrows are useful?

2: The returning boomerangs were/are toys ... unless you're this brat @ 2m54s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFuzGU1wXq8

[Rev.Cambeul]

George Carlin says, "Christians worship a dead Jew on a stick."