General Humor (If it's Not Special, Chuck it Here)

[Rev.Cambeul]

Have you ever noticed that the Ku Klux Klan have never produced any great composers?
- George Carlin

While Creativity's produced plenty - Rahowa, Centurion and the rest ....
Give them their just "dues" and hang 'em high!
- Cailen

Q: What goes black white, black white, black white black white white - I see red!?

A: George Dirty Burdi f..cking his dot headed darky Antifa whore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d155K-G4n1k&ab_channel=SaveThePlanet

Couldn't find People Haters Dirty Burdi song, but ....

[Rev.Cambeul]

Met a sheila the other night that's a Creedence Clearwater Revival fan.  Called herself Proud Mary.

Didn't have to buy her a drink, she KNEW, that with my knowledge of CCR, I was THE ONE FOR HER.

It didn't happen.

When we got to her place, she wanted me to slip on a Green Ribber.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5V9nK7-OkM&ab_channel=CCRVEVO

That's a green ribbed condom (ribbed on the outside for her pleasure - so wear it inside out) that says CCR for some, but stretches out to CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL. It also comes with an optional Fogarty Face French Tickler.

We'd eaten chilli that night and I heard her stomach churning and thought, "Cosmo's Factory" is on the rise. I took a look out her back door and I could see the old man down the road. So I did the ramble tamble, disappeared up around the bend and became the latest, but according to my pickup, the sweetest hitch-hiker. Her name was Lorraine.

You may wonder, and in fact, still I wonder, who'll stop Lorraine.

She's insatiable. I don't know who could stop Lorraine running through the jungle of love. She was just a one night stand, and I thought I was just passing through, must be seven months or more. Then I left.

I couldn't take none of her fooling around. After all, it's not as if she put a spell on me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHIop4mhRro&ab_channel=for-the

[Br.IanVonTurpie]

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