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Ebonics:

Four score an' seven years ago our fathers brought forf on dis here continent, uh new nation, conceived in Liberty, an' dedicated ta da proposition dat all niggas is created equal. Now we's is engaged in uh great civil war, tes'in whether dat nation, or any nation so conceived an' so dedicated, can long endure. we's is met on uh great battle-field o' dat war. we's gots come ta dedicate uh portion o' dat field, as uh final resting place fo' those who here gave they lives dat dat nation might live. It iz altogether fitting an' proper dat we's should do dis here. But, in uh larger sense, we's can not dedicate -- we's can not consecrate -- we's can not hallow -- dis here ground. da brave niggas, living an' dead, who struggled here, gots consecrated it, far above our poor power ta add or detract. da world will little note, nor long remember what we's say here, but it can never forget what dey did here. It iz fo' us da living, , ta be dedicated here ta da unfinished werk which dey who fought here gots thus far so nobly advanced. It iz fo' us ta be here dedicated ta da great task remaining 'bfoe us -- dat from deez honored dead we's take increased devotion ta dat cause fo' which dey gave da last full measure o' devotion -- dat we's here highly resolve dat deez dead shall not gots died in vain -- dat dis here nation, under God, shall gots uh new birf o' freedom -- an' dat da system o' da niggas, by da niggas, fo' da niggas, shall not perish from da earf brace yo'self foo'!

If American WHITE MEN of the United States fought and died JUST to save the nigger from servitude, then every African American living today should get down on their lousy stinking knees each and every day and thank the White Man for his sacrifice that brought about Black Emancipation.

Suck it up, Jigaboo! No Reparations for YOU. And if you don't like that, piss off back to Africa.

"Liberia calling ...."

♪ It's time to go back to Africa ♫

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Rudyard Kipling: The White Man's Burden

TAKE up the White Man's burden -
Send forth the best ye breed -
Go bind your sons to exile
To serve your captives' need;
To wait in heavy harness
On fluttered folk and wild -
Your new-caught sullen peoples,
Half devil and half child.
Take up the White Man's burden -
In patience to abide
To veil the threat of terror
And check the show of pride;
By open speech and simple,
An hundred times made plain,
To seek another's profit,
And work another's gain.

Take up the White Man's burden -
The savage wars of peace -
Fill full the mouth of famine
And bid the sickness cease;
And when your goal is nearest
The end for others sought,
Watch Sloth and heathen Folly
Bring all your hopes to nought.

Take up the White Man's burden -
No tawdry rule of kings,
But toil of serf and sweeper -
The tale of common things.
The ports ye shall not enter,
The roads ye shall not tread,
Go make them with your living,
And mark them with your dead !

Take up the White Man's burden -
And reap his old reward,
The blame of those ye better,
The hate of those ye guard -
The cry of hosts ye humour
(Ah slowly !) towards the light:-
"Why brought ye us from bondage,
"Our loved Egyptian night ?"

Take up the White Man's burden -
Ye dare not stoop to less -
Nor call too loud on Freedom
To cloak your weariness;
By all ye cry or whisper,
By all ye leave or do,
The silent sullen peoples
Shall weigh your Gods and you.

Take up the White Man's burden -
Have done with childish days -
The lightly proffered laurel,
The easy, ungrudged praise.
Comes now, to search your manhood
Through all the thankless years,
Cold-edged with dear-bought wisdom,
The judgement of your peers.

Translated into Ebonics, it becomes

Yo TAKE up fo whitey da nigga's burden -
Send forf da bomb ye breed -
Go bind yo' sons ta exile
ta serve yo' captives' need;
ta wait in heavy harness
On fluttered folk an' wild -
yo' new-caught sullen peoples,
Half devil an' half child.
Take up fo whitey da nigga's burden -
In patience ta abide
ta veil da threat o' terror
an' check da show o' pride;
By open speech an' simple,
An hundred times made plain,
ta seek another's profit,
an' werk another's gain.

Take up fo whitey da nigga's burden -
da savage wars o' peace -
Fill full da mouf o' famine
an' bid da sickness cease;
an' when yo' goal iz nearest
da end fo' others sought,
Watch Slof an' heathen Folly
Bring all yo' hopes ta nought.

Take up fo whitey da nigga's burden -
nahh tawdry rule o' kings,
But toil o' serf an' sweeper -
da tale o' common things.
da ports ye shall not enter,
da roads ye shall not tread,
Go make dem wif yo' living,
an' mark dem wif yo' dead !

Take up fo whitey da nigga's burden -
an' reap his old reward,
da blame o' those ye bettah,
da mah *in hate o' those ye guard -
da cry o' hosts ye humour
(Ah slowly !) towards da light:-
"Why brought ye us from bondage,
"Our loved Egyptian night ?"
We'ze waz Kangz!

Take up fo whitey da nigga's burden -
Ye dare not stoop ta less -
Nor page too loud on Freedom
ta cloak yo' weariness;
By all ye cry or whisper,
By all ye leave or do,
da silent sullen peoples
Shall weigh yo' Gods an' you.

Take up fo whitey da nigga's burden -
gots done wif childish days -
da lightly proffered laurel,
da easy, ungrudged praise.
Comes now, ta search yo' manhood
Through all da thankless years,
Cold-edged wif dear-ganked wisdom,
da judgement o' yo' peers in the hood