"There's no room for men like you in my force, Savage. I'm transferring you to the SPG!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO8EpfyCG2Y
Hell, that's actually funny!
Apparently the British actually have a sense of humor!
Amazing!
Stupendous, I say!!
(Eh, one lump or two, Guv'nor?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Crz13FKjp1I (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Crz13FKjp1I)
Politically incorrect Grange Hill (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LdY2URyoCs#)
"What's the best way of getting rid of black heads?"
The Goodies - South Africa Advert scene (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hsfYmpDQqA#)
Minstrel Goodies (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfKLP1WzMRE#)
This series is one of the most Un-PC shows I have come across! I LOVE IT!
Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 1 [ The First Lesson ] ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhd1IqNM3M8
More: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyj7-Y_kwRVChMoQN3Qz7kw/videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njpOj6sFejg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDMoYQJLTCc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ozwXZuVthA
I remember when Mind Your Language (https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Mind%20Your%20Language) first came out in the 70's; I hated it because it was full of Wogs and the Nig-Nog from It Aint Half Hot Mum (https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=it+aint+half+hot+mum). These days I consider it useful because it helps people to understand that racial and national stereotypes are made fun of for very valid reasons.
I still hate the Nig-Nogs.
Spike Milligan - Paki Daleks and Poofter Daleks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0n88tZQc4Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWiq-0rf_bA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4eZTj9auWQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd-oFPJl_v0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd-oFPJl_v0)
*Two Muslims have crashed a speed boat into the river Thames barrier in London....POLICE TEND TO THINK I IS THE START OF "RAM-A-DAM"
*Following the riots in Tottenham, it's important to remind ourselves that not all black people are stereotypical liars , arsonists and robbers.....MANY ARE DRUG DEALERS.
*Muslims have gone on rampage in Manchester, killing anybody who's English....POLICE FEAR HE DEATHTOLL COULD BE AS HIGH AS 9 OR EVEN 10?
*Riots in Birmingham have caused over 1 Million GBP of improvements.
*They've had to cancel the pantomime "Jack and the beanstalk" in :-Birmingham, Bristol,Burnley, Leicester,Oldham, Bradford, Manchester and London.....APPARENTLY THEY COULDN'T FIND ANY ENGLISHMEN!
*Years ago it has been suggested that "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But since now I found that most medical practitioners are now muslims...I HAVE FOUND A BACON SANDWICH WORKS GREAT!
*during Last nights high winds an African family were killed by a falling tree. A spokes person for the Birmingham city council said "We never knew they were living up there"!
*Jamaican minorities in the UK have complained that there aren't enough TV shows with minorities in mind....SO CRIME WATCH IS SHOWN 5 TIMES A WEEK NOW!
*I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed . How could anybody stoop so low?
News flash ! the cops in Brimingham UK have discovered a bomb outside the Mosque... SO THEY QUICKLY PUT IT INSIDE THE BUILDING!
I saw an Afghan on a balcony shaking out a carpet I said to him " Can't you get that thing started, Abdul?"
Why do the cops put OMO laundry powder in their water cannon during the Birmingham riots? BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT THE COLOUREDS TO RUN
Jimmy Saville (pictured at the beginning of the video) was a paedophile that starred on the BBC for near half a century.
Bill Oddie recently revealed that he hates White people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Voyqy_dvRQ
And another ... White Is Right!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWoWHzq21tA
Arbeit Macht Fries ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxeCUkjiMVI
Curry and Chips with Spike Milligan in Paki-Face ...
Makes America's Archie Bunker look like a nigger loving pussy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlB3qEm1gOs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpXOpYdGFTk
And More: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdoFBSCu8OyCLaeui7BCOGA/videos
Benny Hill 1990's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYezkvOQMEA
Better than BBC, it's BBC Scotland. Scots TV: Still Game ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nNw0H7fae8
More @
https://www.youtube.com/user/chrisvsbeth/videos
https://www.youtube.com/user/theweeman981/videos
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA9uV36lT43486qW8VI24dg/videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FunkVPrPj6U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF5rHN9NqAQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKCa_TgcSYE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9RYwhll6LU
Only An Excuse (Scotland) ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-BFmnLpE4M
More from BBC Scotland: Only an Excuse - HOGMANY!
You see a preview of PEAKY BUNNETS ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omYcOjeG3rc
Watch it and you'll hear that they are using every Australianism .... Sort o' phucks up the Australians bein' unique then, eh?
@JefSlatts You're North enough in England, what do you think?
Still Game S01E01
Och no. You no wanna watch this. This is you, no?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvEANFfYHSc
Last Laugh from the Dead Spike Milligan ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x02qLUMRqN0&ab_channel=Beatles&SoloTVstuff!
From the UK Home Office:
In the land of diversity and rampant knife-crime, here's a box of fried chicken for all you niggers.
Remember, knives are bad, OK ...
https://twitter.com/ukhomeoffice/status/1161629920856084481
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British Alf Garnett meets his heroes ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp8aTvVqE7I
He's a smart arse jew that mocks and hates Whitey
Even the accent is a fake
Clive James - an Australian - Died a few days ago
Here's Billy Connelly from the land of ... er Scotland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkxC2bGNlzI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9wvTy5si1s
And Billy Connelly now has PARKINSON'S DISEASE
Time to guess why ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITOzfL1nSD8
Borat on the Jonathan Woss Show
Borat is played by Sacha 'The Hebe' Baron Cohen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLxlCyCDsHo
Duwing the interview, Woss pwoves to all that he's a Wace Twaitor
WTF? Seriously; how did that twat get on TV? Did he make it famous on BBC Wadio first or something?
And that's really one of the BBC's highest wanking stars!?
Bernard Manning Compilation "That's RACIST!" ;)
Poms, Paddys, Pakis, Jews, Jigaboos, ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T5sVqTBsQk
An English Creator once met Bernard Manning and boasted about how he once threw a Paki off a 20 story building.
Manning was not impressed. He said, ...
"You Racist shitters - No wonder the police are always out to get you. You don't care who you hurt.
"That Paki might have fallen on somebody!"
Dave Allen at Large S01 E01 (1971)https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=dave+allen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QswEUNm5tS8
He's Irish in England, hence the Catholic Jokes, and the "May
your god go with you."
Jew joke at the start, Chinese attack on Adelaide South Australia at just past a quarter through ....
I haven't seen this episode since 1976 or so, and I still remember most of it.
Dave Allen - 20 April 1981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEhW22a6fhw
Dave Allen - Special 26-12-1984
Has Regan Reference at The End
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rktwRkJ5fVE
Dave Allen - New Year's Eve 1986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1mKKmnwVoA
Dave Allen Vintage - 20 Years Of Laughter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMjSVCcnE-c
Dave Allen Live - On Life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y861-ODp4U
Spike Milligan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8hWkiF5txU
A typical British party broadcast at election time ...
Watch carefully and you may notice UK Prime Minister Harold Wilson doing ballet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hslalInVCWs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acNnq8pwbC4
Guest stars, Greta Thunberg - Can you pick her?
Eric Sykes & Spike Milligan in The Jewel in the Crown by Johnny Speight (1985)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh2G9f1p4EM
Royal Variety Performance - Singing to Charlie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPiTKXqUBug
With Bill Bailey & Rob Esquire Williams
British Racist Humour ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TVbE6COZ_4
The Red Sea Pedestrians claim "Ohme meine Shallome!"
ALLO ALLO!Herr Flick of the GESTAPO demands ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAzP1nbgKUA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkybIMsH_mU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyjf5Pi9dj4
Admin Note (https://creativityalliance.com/forum/index.php?action=staff): Das AskHerrFlick vebzeit ist todt.
Biggus Dickus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx_G2a2hL6U&list=RDxlDXQdgx_QU&index=6
How to deal with Niggers at your door
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIAYCrSKkjs
What to wear when you are Transracial ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkzox_t3Z-Q
https://youtu.be/0QMV622vY8w
Fast show https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108771/
https://youtu.be/u_IxbKeM-HY
The show is The IT Crowd (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHfMU1aheLwursYZHtf6uhw) from the UK.
The Scene: He's a misogynist that does not listen to women. So, when she tells him she used to be a man, he thinks, she said she is from Iran ... or something. Fake Fanny, violent Tranny, there's some correlation there. Anyway, they fight and break the Internet. And society soon breaks down, tearing itself apart like an angry child tearing up a napkin.
Note: No Trannies were used in this video. April is a real woman/actress, with a very real and decent set of jugs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXfHZ3AhcCc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_u1OTgD14A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDbyYGrswtg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vywf48Dhyns
Jimmy Carr on Racial Humour
Listen until the end ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TVbE6COZ_4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwSu8i0_Zao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZcWQIaogR4
Look at 1:07 the Goodies making fun of Australians and the corks/ bush hat! Can't find the actual episode of it.
Benny Hill on the Charity of Socialism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLdZtU-RhPI
Bullet Head Al Murray - Pub Landlord - "Time Gentlemen Please"
https://www.youtube.com/user/almurray
Series 1 - Episodes 15 & 16: The Painters in Downunder & White Xmas Means Whites Only
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EFXgjntalQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVQIRYxwXiI
Note: The sheila with the bad fake accent isn't Australian.
Are You Being Served?
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It Aint Half Hot Mum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4TPuYbjnlI
Hollywood Megastar Hugh Laurie on Politics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1OmnYal5Iw
Billy Connolly on White Men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUvk7xL1JGo
116 Times Scottish comedian breaches the SNPs Hate Crime Bill - Leo Kearse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMjJ6vCZX_I
Every Rich Person Ever ... The IT Crowd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZThnLRtM1I
One fine day in the middle of the night/Two dead boys got up to fight/Back to back they faced each other/Drew their swords and shot each other
One was blind and the other couldn't see/So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play/A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by/Kicked the blind man in the eye/Knocked him through a nine inch wall/Into a dry ditch and drowned them all
A deaf policeman heard the noise/And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story's true/Ask the blind man he saw it too
Dave Allen: The Pope Arguing the Existence of a "God" with a CREATOR ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlmpbK-tTbM
... the only difference is, you talk to it.
Lumberjacks & Trannies ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfRdur8GLBM
Popular series in Serbia - Only Fools and Horses
With David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
https://youtu.be/0jcnr3lZJIU
https://thepiratebay.org/search.php?q=Only%20Fools%20and%20Horses
Quote from: Fortem on Sun 12 Jun 2022Popular series in Serbia - Only Fools and Horses
I like it. I stole all of it from the Piratebay Torrents only a few months ago.
I also like Goodnight Sweetheart with Nick Lyndhurst, and I like Open All Hours/Still Open All Hours with David Jason. Same type of humour with dedication to each show going back and forward.
And you can rip off all of them from the Piratebay.
Lastly, if you feel guilty, they are all made by the BBC - and the BBC hates White People. Even Doctor Who is now a Nigger Fag.
British Parliament debates Brexit (with Monty Python)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlpS5sWnpp4
Marina Yordanova 6 days ago
This is english humour we Germans understand very well...besides the ministry of sillywalks and as long as you don't mention the war, folks!
I searched for some pictures to match some stolen text from a random comment I read on the Breitbart ...The Golliwog's Fox Hunt
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This reminds me of a story that went round a few years ago about a man named Derek Laud who became Britain's first black Master of Foxhounds (i.e. the leader of a hunting group).
In this role one day he was challenged by a hunt saboteur, a left-wing middle-class university student type, whose mind was completely blown by seeing a black man riding a horse in the full traditional fox-hunting costume. "Don't you realize that three hundred years ago most of these other wealthy aristocratic fox-murderers around you would probably have enslaved your ancestors?"
"So what?" Laud answered. "Three hundred years ago my ancestors would probably have eaten your ancestors..."
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Click for More Golliwog Fox Hunt Pictures (https://duckduckgo.com/?q=golliwog+fox+hunter&iar=images&iax=images&ia=images)
(https://goodnessandharmony.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/laud-savile.gif)
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Derek+Laud+paedophile+Jimmy+Saville
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4c/7c/d5/4c7cd5f520ada2476fd249c20f87b2f2.jpg)
A man in a bowler hat, black suit and carrying an umbrella in a London street was asked by a news journalist, what did he consider were the main differences between the Britain of yesteryear, and the Britain of today?
"Well," said the bowler hatted man, "many years ago, my grandmother received a letter from the Queen when she turned 100 years old. Just last week my granddaughter received a letter from Prince Andrew when she turned 13."
"If I ever see Christ again, he's a dead man!"
https://youtu.be/6FNv4hsTBM8
What British people think of Faggotry ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK43yHIUMKA
Dad's Army - The 2016 RemakeTrailer for the Original - 1971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I773m9D4wgo
Trailer for the Remake - 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaxkLVtRY1U
Hitler Movie Reviews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDCcK5Fqcg8 Hitler Was Right! :hitler
Peter Cook & Dudley Moore - Bo Dudley
Boogie-Darky-Harlem-Jazz music at its best! :monkey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enwpzA_eXsI
Not The Least Of Not The Nine O'Clock News - 1979 BBC Christmas Special - Featuring John Cleese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuJpAMRk-HA
The Fast Show - Holy Policehttps://youtu.be/OktRFK-HeuU
Putting an End to Freemasonry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEdbSEcokmk
The Green Green Grasshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Green_Green_Grass
MUBI FILM LIST :)
British Black Comedy
https://mubi.com/en/lists/british-black-comedy
Recommendation:
THE GUARD
Directed by John Michael McDonagh
Ireland, United Kingdom, 2011
Comedy, Crime, Thriller
https://mubi.com/en/rs/films/the-guard-2011
From the 1980's: Yes Prime Minister on the Arabs and Israel
https://youtu.be/IgLg9zQH3vU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZzTTICHrAI
Monty Python's ...
Director Terry Gilliam: "We're living in a time where irony is not recognized anymore"
https://youtu.be/lNo_m97LX1I
The French Taunter returns! | John Cleese reprises classic Monty Python role
John Cleese recreates the infamous French Taunter scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Tune in to The Dinosaur Hour with John Cleese. Starting Sunday 29th October from 9pm, only on GB News.
https://www.gbnews.com
https://youtu.be/JN07P89BXOw
Mr Bean Tells It Like It Is!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QwNwhdjKQQ
"THAT'S RACIST!"
Banned from British TV!
Mind your language (1977) High Quality All seasons Compiled - 12 Hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6PAD2wXoCQ