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Announcements & General Jabber => General Jabber => Comedy/Humor => Topic started by: Br.IanVonTurpie on 07 July 2009 at 10:47

Title: British Humour
Post by: Private on 07 July 2009 at 10:47
"There's no room for men like you in my force, Savage. I'm transferring you to the SPG!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO8EpfyCG2Y
Title: Re: British Humour
Post by: Private on 10 July 2009 at 14:41
Hell, that's actually funny! 

Apparently the British actually have a sense of humor! 

Amazing! 

Stupendous, I say!!

(Eh, one lump or two, Guv'nor?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Crz13FKjp1I (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Crz13FKjp1I)
Title: Re: British Humour
Post by: Private on 27 August 2012 at 13:48
Politically incorrect Grange Hill (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LdY2URyoCs#)
"What's the best way of getting rid of black heads?"
Title: Re: British Humour
Post by: Private on 21 November 2013 at 03:06
The Goodies - South Africa Advert scene (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hsfYmpDQqA#)
 
Minstrel Goodies (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfKLP1WzMRE#)
Title: Re: British Humour
Post by: Private on 23 December 2013 at 02:35
This series is one of the most Un-PC shows I have come across! I LOVE IT!

Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 1 [ The First Lesson ] ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhd1IqNM3M8

More: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyj7-Y_kwRVChMoQN3Qz7kw/videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njpOj6sFejg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDMoYQJLTCc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ozwXZuVthA
Title: Re: British Humour
Post by: Private on 23 December 2013 at 05:53
I remember when Mind Your Language (https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Mind Your Language) first came out in the 70's; I hated it because it was full of Wogs and the Nig-Nog from It Aint Half Hot Mum (https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=it+aint+half+hot+mum). These days I consider it useful because it helps people to understand that racial and national stereotypes are made fun of for very valid reasons.

I still hate the Nig-Nogs.
Title: Re: British Humour
Post by: Private on 27 February 2015 at 09:19
Spike Milligan - Paki Daleks and Poofter Daleks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0n88tZQc4Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWiq-0rf_bA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4eZTj9auWQ

Title: Re: British Humour
Post by: Private on 19 March 2015 at 09:53
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd-oFPJl_v0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd-oFPJl_v0)
Title: Re: British Humour
Post by: Private on 28 September 2015 at 12:24
*Two Muslims have crashed a speed boat into the river Thames barrier in London....POLICE TEND TO THINK I IS THE START OF "RAM-A-DAM"

 *Following the riots in Tottenham, it's important to remind ourselves that not all black people are stereotypical liars , arsonists and robbers.....MANY ARE DRUG DEALERS.

 *Muslims have gone on rampage in Manchester, killing anybody who's English....POLICE FEAR HE DEATHTOLL COULD BE AS HIGH AS 9 OR EVEN 10?

 *Riots in Birmingham have caused over 1 Million GBP of improvements.

 *They've had to cancel the pantomime "Jack and the beanstalk" in :-Birmingham, Bristol,Burnley, Leicester,Oldham, Bradford, Manchester and London.....APPARENTLY THEY COULDN'T FIND ANY ENGLISHMEN!

 *Years ago it has been suggested that "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But since now I found that most medical practitioners are now muslims...I HAVE FOUND A BACON SANDWICH WORKS GREAT!

 *during Last nights high winds an African family were killed by a falling tree. A spokes person for the Birmingham city council said "We never knew they were living up there"!

 *Jamaican minorities in the UK have complained that there aren't enough TV shows with minorities in mind....SO CRIME WATCH IS SHOWN 5 TIMES A WEEK NOW!

 *I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed . How could anybody stoop so low?
News flash ! the cops in Brimingham UK have discovered a bomb outside the Mosque... SO THEY QUICKLY PUT IT INSIDE THE BUILDING!

 I saw an Afghan on a balcony shaking out a carpet I said to him " Can't you get that thing started, Abdul?"

 Why do the cops put OMO laundry powder in their water cannon during the Birmingham riots? BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT THE COLOUREDS TO RUN
Title: Re: British Humour
Post by: Private on 15 January 2018 at 15:29
Jimmy Saville (pictured at the beginning of the video) was a paedophile that starred on the BBC for near half a century.

Bill Oddie recently revealed that he hates White people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Voyqy_dvRQ

And another ... White Is Right!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWoWHzq21tA

Arbeit Macht Fries ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxeCUkjiMVI
Title: Re: British Humour
Post by: Private on 23 December 2018 at 12:56
Curry and Chips with Spike Milligan in Paki-Face ...
Makes America's Archie Bunker look like a nigger loving pussy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlB3qEm1gOs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpXOpYdGFTk

And More: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdoFBSCu8OyCLaeui7BCOGA/videos
Title: Re: British Humour
Post by: Private on 03 March 2019 at 13:48
Benny Hill 1990's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYezkvOQMEA
Title: Re: British Humour
Post by: Private on 19 March 2019 at 10:58
Better than BBC, it's BBC Scotland. Scots TV: Still Game ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nNw0H7fae8

More @
https://www.youtube.com/user/chrisvsbeth/videos
https://www.youtube.com/user/theweeman981/videos
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA9uV36lT43486qW8VI24dg/videos
Title: Re: British Humour
Post by: Private on 31 March 2019 at 06:12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FunkVPrPj6U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF5rHN9NqAQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKCa_TgcSYE



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9RYwhll6LU
Title: Re: British Humour
Post by: Private on 31 March 2019 at 11:20
Only An Excuse (Scotland) ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-BFmnLpE4M
Title: Re: British Humour
Post by: Private on 04 April 2019 at 11:34
More from BBC Scotland: Only an Excuse - HOGMANY!
You see a preview of PEAKY BUNNETS ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omYcOjeG3rc

Watch it and you'll hear that they are using every Australianism .... Sort o' phucks up the Australians bein' unique then, eh?

Private You're North enough in England, what do you think?
Title: Re: British Humour
Post by: Private on 04 April 2019 at 14:06
Still Game S01E01

Och no. You no wanna watch this. This is you, no?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvEANFfYHSc
Title: Re: British Humour
Post by: Private on 28 July 2019 at 21:19
Last Laugh from the Dead Spike Milligan ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x02qLUMRqN0&ab_channel=Beatles&SoloTVstuff!
Title: Re: British Humour
Post by: Private on 17 August 2019 at 06:10
From the UK Home Office:

In the land of diversity and rampant knife-crime, here's a box of fried chicken for all you niggers.

Remember, knives are bad, OK ...

Title: Re: British Humour
Post by: Private on 29 November 2019 at 23:27
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Click on images to see Full-Size
Title: Re: British Humour
Post by: Private on 08 December 2019 at 18:52
British Alf Garnett meets his heroes ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp8aTvVqE7I

He's a smart arse jew that mocks and hates Whitey
Even the accent is a fake
Title: Re: British Humour
Post by: Private on 08 December 2019 at 19:05
Clive James - an Australian - Died a few days ago
Here's Billy Connelly from the land of ... er Scotland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkxC2bGNlzI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9wvTy5si1s

And Billy Connelly now has PARKINSON'S DISEASE
Time to guess why ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITOzfL1nSD8
Title: Re: British Humour
Post by: Private on 04 February 2020 at 13:58
Borat on the Jonathan Woss Show
Borat is played by Sacha 'The Hebe' Baron Cohen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLxlCyCDsHo

Duwing the interview, Woss pwoves to all that he's a Wace Twaitor

WTF? Seriously; how did that twat get on TV? Did he make it famous on BBC Wadio first or something?
And that's really one of the BBC's highest wanking stars!?
Title: Re: British Humour
Post by: Private on 21 August 2020 at 08:48
Bernard Manning Compilation "That's RACIST!" ;)
Poms, Paddys, Pakis, Jews, Jigaboos, ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T5sVqTBsQk

An English Creator once met Bernard Manning and boasted about how he once threw a Paki off a 20 story building.

Manning was not impressed. He said, ...
"You Racist shitters - No wonder the police are always out to get you. You don't care who you hurt.
"That Paki might have fallen on somebody!"
Title: Re: British Humour
Post by: Private on 19 September 2020 at 17:49
Dave Allen at Large S01 E01 (1971)
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=dave+allen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QswEUNm5tS8

He's Irish in England, hence the Catholic Jokes, and the "May your god go with you."

Jew joke at the start, Chinese attack on Adelaide South Australia at just past a quarter through ....

I haven't seen this episode since 1976 or so, and I still remember most of it.


Dave Allen - 20 April 1981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEhW22a6fhw

Dave Allen - Special 26-12-1984
Has Regan Reference at The End
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rktwRkJ5fVE

Dave Allen - New Year's Eve 1986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1mKKmnwVoA

Dave Allen Vintage - 20 Years Of Laughter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMjSVCcnE-c

Dave Allen Live - On Life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y861-ODp4U
Title: Re: British Humour
Post by: Private on 15 October 2020 at 07:33
Spike Milligan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8hWkiF5txU
Title: Re: British Humour
Post by: Private on 06 November 2020 at 12:54
A typical British party broadcast at election time ...
Watch carefully and you may notice UK Prime Minister Harold Wilson doing ballet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hslalInVCWs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acNnq8pwbC4
Guest stars, Greta Thunberg - Can you pick her?
Title: Re: British Humour
Post by: Private on 14 November 2020 at 09:53
Eric Sykes & Spike Milligan in The Jewel in the Crown by Johnny Speight (1985)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh2G9f1p4EM
Title: Re: British Humour
Post by: Private on 14 November 2020 at 18:26
Royal Variety Performance - Singing to Charlie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPiTKXqUBug

With Bill Bailey & Rob Esquire Williams
Title: Re: British Humour
Post by: Private on 30 November 2020 at 10:29
British Racist Humour ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TVbE6COZ_4
Title: Re: British Humour
Post by: Private on 04 December 2020 at 13:51
The Red Sea Pedestrians claim "Ohme meine Shallome!"

ALLO ALLO!

Herr Flick of the GESTAPO demands ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAzP1nbgKUA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkybIMsH_mU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyjf5Pi9dj4

Admin Note (https://creativityalliance.com/forum/index.php?action=staff): Das AskHerrFlick vebzeit ist todt.
Title: Re: British Humour
Post by: Private on 07 December 2020 at 19:46
Biggus Dickus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx_G2a2hL6U&list=RDxlDXQdgx_QU&index=6