The Dyslexic Society of America Wishes You a Marry Christmas from the Church of Santa

[Rev.Cambeul]

The Dyslexic Society of America Wishes You a Marry Christmas from the Church of Santa



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A wag recently thought it would be funny to inform the 30 million wide Dyslexic Society of America that if they sold their souls to the devil, they'd cure their dyslexia. All 30 million dyslexics promptly donned the robes, declared the solemn oaths as were written and sold their souls to Santa.

The Dyslexic Society of America has since changed its name to the First Church of Santa.

[Rev.Cambeul]

News Flash

Anti-Biker Laws are Dead!

South Australia's first openly dyslexic Attorney General has announced a whole new organised crime prevention strategy attacking those he claims are responsible for 99% crime within the state.

The new laws are expected to pass state parliament tomorrow and are known as the Anti-Baker Laws. 

While bikers are pleased to hear that the state's draconian Anti-Biker Laws are to be repealed, they have expressed sympathy for the bakers. Bakers, on the other hand, have expressed shock and dismay at the new raft of laws. A baker who wished to be known only as "Tom" questioned whether this is persecution by the Gay Activist Lobby (GAL) due to a refusal to make wedding cakes?

Butchers and candlestick makers have since declared their solidarity with the bakers.

"Tom": A dismayed and soon to be outlaw baker