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[Ryan-NZ]

I got heaps of shït when I worked over there for asking for tomato sauce and saying toilet instead of dunny, but you do have bloody good ice coffee.

[Rev.Cambeul]

I'm allergic to caffeine: Which means no coffee or chocolate. So no idea about the ice coffee. And all Australians want with anything is tomato sauce - simply pronounced as sauce.

I remember when I was 15 years old hanging around the local burger joint, they asked me if I wanted "sauce with that." I shrugged my shoulders and said "Yeah." Then the sheila serving me and the New Zealanders with me started talking about how all Australians want their tomato sauce. I felt so ashamed, I wanted to find a princess named Harriett and marry her, before running off to Oprah and telling my story.

With my family being Scots, and me being the first born here, I was raised thinking the exact same. So I told her to GET F. I was banned for a week.

And that's my life in Lutwyche, Brisbane, Australia in 1985.

[Ryan-NZ]

I was in a Hungry Jacks (Australian Burger King) drive through with my Dad and asked for tomato sauce with my burger. Got to the window and the staff member asked me what did you say? So I repeated myself and just got a look like I was crazy. Asked me again to repeat so I did. Then he said, "Oh you mean ketchup," and put it in my combo LOL 😂

I worked and lived down in Adelaide by the harbour where the sail boats are.
WEST LAKES or PORT ADELAIDE.

[Rev.Cambeul]

I know that area well. My father used to take us there in the 70's to sale his little yacht - a Heron.

Anyway, that's Americanised bullshit. Tomato Sauce and Ketchup are the same frigging thing. It's as stupid as asking an American about the difference between Ketchup and Catchup.

My example in reverse was American soldiers in the (Australian Army) mess asking me where the Ketchup was. I told them to use the Tomato Sauce. They wouldn't, because it wasn't right. Like that NZ bitch a few years before, I told them to go and get F. The American soldiers were shocked, because they were told that they were guests in our mess. (Compared to us Australian soldiers, they were very well behaved and polite.) We told them they could go F. themselves.

THEN we all got along.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKVqDzr9de8

Compared to Americans, we Australians are very crude.
From experience, compared to NZ too.

[Ryan-NZ]

That's the way LOL. Some people. Honestly, I could of slapped that employee.

[Br.IanVonTurpie]

If you go to Italy and request "tomato sauce" they dish out spaghetti sauce. Then say "so you want ketchup".

Going to Subway in America is fun. Just ask for "no capsicum" and get puzzled looks. They call that "pepper".