I have some terrible news to report, one of my toilet paper rolls ran out of paper today ...
(https://jou300201.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/emptytoiletpaperroll.jpg)
But I do have a theory as to where my dunny paper went ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yO1RhHYuXM
Actually, at thirty-two rolls of 360/400 sheets, I've got about two and a half years worth of crapper paper rationed to one per month. Whenever I go to a shop, I buy a packet of whatever's available - if it's available - and throw it in my shed. Blackmail can be handy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRFZmdIEXEY&feature=emb_rel_end
IN A DYSTOPIAN FUTURE ...
THE BOG WARRIOR
He's Here to Save Your Arse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j4a80G1owE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A6a-Ha9Kpw