Went to the laundromat the other day.
First I did my darky clothes LOL
Then I did my whites.
That's when a fat black chick came in late from the booze and stood in front of me and, in a curvy what I assume she thought sexy way, slipped off her red dress and oozed down her red underwear around her fat buttocks, and then she attempted to slip her red, chocolate coloured stained undies into the washing machine with my whites.
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STOP! I said. We DO NOT MIX COLOURED WITH WHITES.
Out she ran, screaming RACIST, RACIST!
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