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An Australian Abo who stowed away on a live sheep export ship to the Middle East made his way to Gaza and was mortally injured along with nearby Palestinians in a blast from an Israeli rocket. Rescuers eventually showed up and preceded digging the bodies out of the rubble. Their expectation was there would be no survivors. And there were none except ...

Finally after days of digging, they found the Abo with his head completely flattened and his brains smeared across his chest. It was obvious just by looking that he was dead. The rescuers had just placed his remains on a stretcher ready for immediate burial, when up jumped the Abo, and totally devoid of brains, grabbed his didgeridoo, played a short Aboriginal tune to entertain the rescuers and said "Ay mate! Ya gotta shmoke?" Before wondering off as if nothing had ever happened.

I thought I saw a superhero wearing a cape run down the street the other day....TURNED OUT IT WAS JUST AN ABBO TRYING TO STEAL HIMSELF A HAIRCUT! :'( :'(