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Christian Bible: Unfit for Children

Christian Bible: Unfit for Children

HOLY BIBLE
Contains morals and views as accepted and venerated by Jews, Christians and the generally feeble minded.

 

WARNING: This is a work of fiction. Do NOT take literally.

CONTENT ADVISORY: Contains verses descriptive or advocating suicide, incest, bestiality, sadomasochism, sexual activity in a violent context, murder, morbid violence, use of drugs or alcohol, homosexuality, voyeurism, revenge, undermining of authority figures, lawlessness, and human rights violations and atrocities.

EXPOSURE WARNING: Exposure to contents for extended periods of time or during formative years in children may cause delusions, hallucinations, decreased cognitive and objective reasoning abilities, and, in extreme cases, pathological …