Tag: heavy metal

Scientists Discover New Element, the Heaviest Yet Known to Science: Governmentium (satire)

by Mike Adams, the Health Ranger, December 18, 2008
Key concepts: Atomic physics, Government and Bureaucratic waste

The following report on a major scientific discovery is making the rounds on the ‘net. The original author is unknown, so we don’t know who to credit for this, but it was most likely written by someone working for the government while ON the government clock!

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass …