Parody: UK Wide Search for Leaders of Right Wing Thuggery

[Rev.Cambeul]

London: The prime minister has vowed to do "whatever it takes to bring these White thugs to justice" as he addressed the recently renamed nation, Islamafuqyou, amid rioting in the formerly UK streets.

"I guarantee Whites will regret taking part in this disorder, either directly or those whipping up this disorder online," Sir Keir Starmer said in a televised address.

"Black and Brown people in this country have a right to be safe, and yet we have seen White Right Wing thugs pretending to protest peacefully as they violently throw themselves and their children upon Islamic knives and boots. That is why I am eternally grateful that our proud British Islamafuqyou Constabulary are there to arrest any Right Wing thug that may dare to put their nose out the door and breach today's Covid 2.0 Lockdown (Whites Only)," the prime minister said.

Police are searching for these three men, last believed to have been seen floating near the Tower of London on a bicycle, wearing forbidden Union flags, and chasing a giant kitten. "Dese men day are not da Goodies," said Chief Superintendent Janitor Must-Aave Aleak of the London Metropolitan Police. "Day be da Baddies!"

If you have any information regarding these three men, call White Crime Stoppers confidentially on 1800 333 000 or submit an online report. The Muslim Victims of Crime Helpline, operated by the British Islamafuqyou Government, helps people in Islamafuqyou manage the effects of violent White crime - the only type of crime in all the land.

Wanted: The Baddies
Guilty of "Being White & Living in Britain Islamafuqyou"


Known associate - Alf "Skinhead" Garnett


Covid 2.0 Lockdown (Whites Only)
Special Constable Sambo: "Obey the lockdown, Whitey!"

[Br.IanVonTurpie]

These architects of driving the non whites out should replace the Royal family who sit about doing bugger all!