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Title: Stupid Nog Tricks
Post by: Grimm on Mon 14 Mar 2016
Fat sheboon tries to trick its way into a free water ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZo1We9FJRM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZo1We9FJRM)
Title: Re: Stupid Nog Tricks
Post by: Rev.Cambeul on Mon 14 Mar 2016
I once had the same. An ordinary White woman who was fat and stupid that thought that maybe her estranged father's family was from the US, and that would make her an Amerindian. She attacked the bloke that was with her and was pulling his hair when I picked her up and carried her to my door and threw her into the street. She called the police and tried to claim we raped her. The proof she cited was that we were all RACISTS and she was an Indian (Red Nigger). The coppers escorted her home.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUfFZ8z2IyU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUfFZ8z2IyU)
Title: Re: Stupid Nog Tricks
Post by: Rev.Cambeul on Thu 28 Jun 2018
Hilarious moment car hits woman who slipped and fell while running across a busy Mexican road in her high heels

http://video.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2018/06/28/1827936784909384115/640x360_MP4_1827936784909384115.mp4

Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5895413/Car-hits-woman-slipped-fell-running-busy-road-high-heels.html
Title: Re: Stupid Nog Tricks
Post by: JefSlatts on Thu 28 Jun 2018
LMWAO!!

I watched this on something earlier, i dont think she will be doing doggy for a while :angel

The way that front wheel parked right in her lumber area, it looked a little bent after.

Quote from: Rev.Cambeul on Thu 28 Jun 2018
Hilarious moment car hits woman who slipped and fell while running across a busy Mexican road in her high heels

http://video.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2018/06/28/1827936784909384115/640x360_MP4_1827936784909384115.mp4

Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5895413/Car-hits-woman-slipped-fell-running-busy-road-high-heels.html
Title: Re: Stupid Nog Tricks
Post by: Br.IanVonTurpie on Fri 29 Jun 2018
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Title: Re: Stupid Nog Tricks
Post by: Rev.Cambeul on Fri 29 Jun 2018
Baby slant on a slope ...

http://video.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2018/06/28/7112976691094241743/640x360_MP4_7112976691094241743.mp4

Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/china/article-5896369/Girl-pushing-baby-sister-lets-stroller-SLOPE-sending-crashing-ground.html


Porch Monkey Corky Catcha ...

http://video.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2018/06/29/6213778556237269019/640x360_MP4_6213778556237269019.mp4

Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5900045/Girl-shakes-bottle-bubbly-vigorously-pops-FACE.html
Title: Re: Stupid Nog Tricks
Post by: JefSlatts on Mon 27 Aug 2018
Butcher K.O-ed By Camel

Camel Wins!


https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=s5O5p_1535213197
Title: Re: Stupid Nog Tricks
Post by: Rev.Cambeul on Tue 28 Aug 2018
Nigglet attempts to steal bicycle - Little dog gives chase ...

https://video.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2018/07/27/5083536254490133212/640x360_MP4_5083536254490133212.mp4

Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6000089/Shocked-onlookers-watch-monkey-shows-amazing-skills-weaving-cars-lorries-BICYCLE.html
Title: Re: Stupid Nog Tricks
Post by: Grimm on Tue 28 Aug 2018
Murdered for sneakers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5My6xYLe6U
Title: Re: Stupid Nog Tricks
Post by: Rev.Cambeul on Mon 10 Sep 2018
Slant-Eyed Toddler plays with huge python as adult laughs and films it... even when the snake wraps itself around the child

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6151845/Laughing-toddler-filmed-playing-huge-python-snake-Indonesia.html

https://videos.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2018/09/10/8510480176048458531/640x360_MP4_8510480176048458531.mp4

Extract: June this year, the body of a 54-year-old woman was cut from the stomach of a 27ft python in Southeast Sulawesi, Indonesia, having been swallowed whole.

The woman's dead body was still fully clothed when she was removed from the serpent's belly.

Her fate was uncovered by her own children, who had become suspicious after finding an enormous snake with a protruding belly after their mother went missing in the area.
Title: Re: Stupid Nog Tricks
Post by: Rev.Cambeul on Thu 13 Sep 2018
Trash Wars: The Battle of the Black Plastic Garbage Bags ...
Brought to you by Glad: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=glad+bags&ia=images

https://videos.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2018/09/12/874609797276320782/640x360_MP4_874609797276320782.mp4
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Photo: Saudi Arabian police have since captured four of the brawling women
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A reward is offered for information leading to the capture of the fifth
Saudi police warn that the suspect is dangerous and should not be approached

Source: Five women in hijabs brawl by the side of the road - with one even dropping a TODDLER - in footage filmed by shocked driver in Saudi Arabia
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6159911/Five-women-hijabs-brawl-road-Saudi-Arabia.html
Title: Re: Stupid Nog Tricks
Post by: Rev.Cambeul on Fri 12 Oct 2018
The Walmart Wack!

Hilarious moment mother PUNCHES her prankster son, 12, in the face after he crept up behind her and scared her with a Chewbacca mask

* Tylen Ellis, 12, tried to scare his mom Tashila Alexander with a Chewbacca mask while shopping at the Walmart in Chickasha, Oklahoma
* He creeps up behind his mother while she watches another child shooting a basketball
* But when Alexander sees her son, she quickly smacks him to the ground 

Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6266061/Shocked-mom-smacks-son-tries-scare-Chewbacca-mask-Oklahoma-Walmart.html

https://videos.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2018/10/11/1426692680904061384/1024x576_MP4_1426692680904061384.mp4
Title: Re: Stupid Nog Tricks
Post by: Rev.Cambeul on Sat 03 Nov 2018
Taco-Nig's hilarious camel impersonations ...
Note: Camels have a tendency to spit.

https://videos.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2018/11/03/1308847919001325443/1024x576_MP4_1308847919001325443.mp4

Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6348697/Two-Indiana-cops-charged-battery-11-months-filmed-brutally-beating-handcuffed-man.html
Title: Re: Stupid Nog Tricks
Post by: Rev.Cambeul on Sun 09 Dec 2018
The world famous Tumbling Nigglet ...

https://videos.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2018/12/08/801892948679869657/1024x576_MP4_801892948679869657.mp4

Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6474109/Shocking-dash-cam-footage-shows-moment-boy-gets-hit-learner-driver-driving-lesson.html
Title: Re: Stupid Nog Tricks
Post by: Rev.Cambeul on Thu 20 Dec 2018
The Towering Imbecile ...

https://videos.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2018/12/18/2752288947434861109/1024x576_MP4_2752288947434861109.mp4

Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6509097/Shoppers-painful-contortions-falls-trying-pair-towering-red-platforms.html
Title: Re: Stupid Nog Tricks
Post by: Br.IanVonTurpie on Tue 01 Jan 2019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IwCv8PBSGA
Title: Re: Stupid Nog Tricks
Post by: Rev.Cambeul on Tue 12 Feb 2019
Stupid Gook feeding bears throws an Apple. An Apple iPhone that is ...

https://videos.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2019/02/11/5142137435503836969/1024x576_MP4_5142137435503836969.mp4

Source: That's not a REAL apple! Bungling tourist throws an iPhone to bears at a zoo after mistaking it for food

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6690825/Bungling-tourist-accidentally-throws-iPhone-bears-zoo-mistaking-food.html
Title: Re: Stupid Nog Tricks
Post by: Rev.Cambeul on Wed 13 Feb 2019
"Ape must not kidnap Ape ..."

https://videos.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2019/02/12/4497442853602507890/1024x576_MP4_4497442853602507890.mp4

Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6694971/Monkey-KIDNAPS-toddler-village-play-roadside.html
Title: Re: Stupid Nog Tricks
Post by: Rev.Cambeul on Sun 24 Feb 2019
 :LMWAO

SCOTLAND THE HUMOROUS: Terrified niggress is held by her HAIR from an 11th-floor window as she desperately tries to scramble inside, seconds before plunging 100ft to her death and neighbours chase and catch suspect as he tries to flee - There have been no arrests

Alem Shimeni's blood curdling shrieks were heard by a man in an adjacent block who took this picture of her dangling from the tower in the Royston area of Glasgow on Monday evening

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/02/23/12/10177054-6736799-image-m-47_1550926257726.jpg)
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Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6736799/Woman-30-falls-death-100ft-high-tower-block-window-held-HAIR.html
Title: Re: Stupid Nog Tricks
Post by: Rev.Cambeul on Sun 24 Mar 2019
In what looks like a crazy road-rage incident a Mercedes driver armed with a machete clashed with a baseball bat-wielding Audi owner in London. Police arrested one man and recovered various weapons including ...

https://videos.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2019/03/21/4352900328089209539/1024x576_MP4_4352900328089209539.mp4

Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6834679/Footage-shows-Mercedes-driver-armed-machete-clashing-baseball-bat-wielding-Audi-owner.html
Title: Re: Stupid Nog Tricks
Post by: Rev.Cambeul on Sun 24 Mar 2019
This one never gets old: Stupid Wetback spits at copper ...

https://videos.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2018/11/03/1308847919001325443/1024x576_MP4_1308847919001325443.mp4
Title: Re: Stupid Nog Tricks
Post by: Rev.Cambeul on Mon 25 Mar 2019
Is that Hebe writing on his back? Looks like it to me ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VrgQQdPC1Q

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6844101/Moment-enormous-saltwater-crocodile-launches-creek.html
Title: Re: Stupid Nog Tricks
Post by: Br.IanVonTurpie on Sat 15 Jun 2019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOztnAuwOm0

Cunning, third world, Gook devils!
Title: Re: Stupid Nog Tricks
Post by: Rev.Cambeul on Tue 18 Jun 2019
Ape Must Not Kill Ape - Planet of the Apes

Gorilla who threw his one-year-old girl from a roof during a protest in South Africa walks free from court after he avoids jail

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7137611/Father-threw-one-year-old-baby-roof-walks-free-court-avoids-jail.html

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/06/13/14/14742758-0-image-a-62_1560432412157.jpg)

https://videos.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2018/04/13/3428610259819608280/1024x576_MP4_3428610259819608280.mp4
Title: Re: Stupid Nog Tricks
Post by: Br.IanVonTurpie on Wed 03 Jul 2019
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7207533/Tourists-scammed-using-ATM-machines-Bali.html

Australians travelling to Bali have been warned about an ATM card scam which has seen tourists lose thousands of dollars
Victims of the scam say their accounts were emptied after trying to use their cards at ATMs inside mini-marts.

Professor Allan Manning, founder and executive chairman of insurance company LMI Group, warned on Tuesday that those travelling to Bali should only use ATMs inside banks.

Mr Manning said  on his blog that some machines at mini marts will swallow credit cards

He explained that after reporting the error to the shop owner, the owner will suggest putting in a pin number to retrieve the card.

'You can imagine what happens, as soon as you enter your pin, all the money in the account, or your daily limit at least, is charged and you do not get your card back, or any money,' Mr Manning wrote.

He said that those visiting Bali should only ever use ATM machines that are inside banks and not convenience stores

Mr Manning said that if someone's card is swallowed, they should not put in the pin number and cancel the card immediately.

'If you have entered your pin number, the bank WILL NOT refund the money and you will be out of pocket,' Mr Manning said. 

Many have fallen victim to Bali's illegal ATM machines with some warning others online.

Many have fallen victim to Bali's illegal ATM machines with some warning others online


'Do not use any bank atm outlets in Bali as all of them are compromised, it seems to be a mother of all scams!' one person said on Twitter.

'Watch out for atm in Canggu, we got the card back but no money. Even though the money was missing on our account,' another wrote.

Tourists have also been warned to watch out for 'skimming' after multiple cases were reported in Bali. 

Skimming involves placing a card reader inside what looks like a normal card machine. The reader then saves the card number and pin.

Five men from Bulgaria were arrested in February this year for skimming cards and were found with 78million Indonesian rupiah, an equivalent to more than $7000 Australian
Police launched a surveillance program that lasted for five days before CCTV footage captured the skimmers in the act

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfDBhXJMTLI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3axH24_4GE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHT1RKkkS3s
Title: Re: Stupid Nog Tricks
Post by: Br.IanVonTurpie on Fri 05 Jul 2019
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7215321/What-tourists-need-survive-Bali-without-scammed.html


First time holidaymakers in Bali have been warned to do their research before travelling to avoid falling victim to a scam

Balinese merchants have been known to communicate in code with one another using colour-coded shopping bags, while ATM skimming and small-time scams can swindle tourists travelling to the region for the first time.

Daily Mail Australia takes a look at how to avoid some of the most common mistakes tourists make in Bali

Bali is known for its great coffee culture and cafe options are endless, especially in tourist hubs like Seminyak and Kuta.

While travellers might be tempted by the allure of a Starbucks frappe or coffee, sourcing a caffeine hit from a local cafe is often far more rewarding and cheaper.

The coffee culture is driven predominately by expats who decided to set up shop in the region, but avoiding the franchises allows holidaymakers a chance to test the local cuisine and get a feel for the culture


Street merchants reportedly categorise shoppers right under their noses based on their haggling skills.

They often work with one another by bagging shoppers' items with different coloured bags to alert other stores about whether or not they will haggle.

One tourist said he noticed shoppers who were considered easy targets had their items placed in red plastic bags, while more aggressive bargain hunters were handed black.

Kristian Troy previously told Daily Mail Australia his taxi driver alerted him to the scam.

He said he put the theory to the test and was shocked by the results.

'When I gave in easy at one shop I was given a red bag, much to my disgust,' he said.

'I then bought the same item at another shop and really haggled and got a black bag.

Shoppers are encouraged to pack their own bags in order to avoid any version of the scam.

If they are given a red bag, Mr Troy said his taxi driver suggested he get rid of it immediately, so as not to alert any of the other merchants

Travellers in Bali have long been warned of scams involving ATM skimming.

But another scam involving ATMs inside mini-marts has seen tourists lose thousands of dollars - and they're unable to retrieve any of their money.

Professor Allan Manning, founder and executive chairman of insurance company LMI Group, on Tuesday said people should only use telling machines inside banks.

Some machines at mini-marts have been designed to swallow credit cards, and then when a customer reports the error to the shop owner, they are encouraged to enter their pin number to retrieve it. 

'You can imagine what happens, as soon as you enter your pin, all the money in the account, or your daily limit at least, is charged and you do not get your card back, or any money,' Mr Manning said. 

'If you have entered your pin number, the bank WILL NOT refund the money and you will be out of pocket
Blue Bird Taxis are known to be the most reliable and trustworthy in Bali, and tourists are recommended to download the app and order a cab - just as they would an Uber back home.

While Blue Bird Taxis are often available to hail down on the street, tourists are warned not to fall for look-alike cab companies.

Blue Biro Taxi and Blue Bire Taxi are two such examples of cars that model their looks and brands on the original, but the same level of service cannot be guaranteed.

Tourists are encouraged to pay attention to the meter regardless of taxi company to ensure they're charged correctly.

Other options are hiring local drivers for the day, which generally costs about AUD$50 for an eight hour hire

Traffic in Bali is known to be extreme, so tourists are encouraged to plan ahead and leave plenty of time to arrive at destinations
Title: Re: Stupid Nog Tricks
Post by: Br.IanVonTurpie on Mon 05 Aug 2019
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7321879/Woman-said-drinking-urine-past-decade-helped-improve-skin-overall-health.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed

A woman who has been drinking her own urine and rubbing it on her face for over a decade claims it improves her skin and overall health.

Ruby Karyo, 30, from Glen Burnie, Maryland, has been gulping down her morning urine and spritzing it on her face since she was 19-years-old.

The controversial practice, known as 'urine therapy' has made Ruby the source of much derision, but she's determined to spread the word.

The writer and sales representative has even persuaded her boyfriend to try drinking his pee to quell his hair loss

'My dad told me about urine therapy when I was 19-years-old,' said Ruby, a mother-of-one.

'He said, "If you want to be a beauty queen use it on your face and your body

'When I wake up I rub my morning pee onto my face and use it like a moisturizer. You can leave it on for a couple of hours, or leave it on all day.

'Every night when you go to sleep you can put it on your face

'For the first few days your face might look a bit raw, because all the impurities will come out, but then it will become clear

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/08/05/09/16898696-0-image-a-1_1564993484659.jpg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE05lEEOcSA

Most people would be shocked , but this is what you can expect culturally from these grubby niggers!
Title: Re: Stupid Nog Tricks
Post by: Rev.Cambeul on Mon 05 Aug 2019
Quote from: Niggress on Mon 05 Aug 2019'When I wake up I rub my morning pee onto my face and use it like a moisturizer. You can leave it on for a couple of hours, or leave it on all day.

'Every night when you go to sleep you can put it on your face

Maybe if it tried washing with soap and water one day?

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Title: Re: Stupid Nog Tricks
Post by: Rev.Cambeul on Sat 10 Aug 2019
This is hilarious ...

https://videos.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2019/08/09/922059931472739694/640x360_MP4_922059931472739694.mp4

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7341729/Furious-lynch-mob-string-man-feet-brutally-thrashing-India.html
Title: Re: Stupid Nog Tricks
Post by: Br.IanVonTurpie on Sun 20 Oct 2019
Police release first image of mystery stowaway who fell from plane :obama

Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
It had the one long horn, one brown eye
I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"
It looks like a People Eatin' Nigger to me

https://www.ntnews.com.au/news/police-release-first-image-of-mystery-stowaway-who-fell-from-plane/news-story/470df0cb3bb588ded9fd481da2019167

Police are still trying to identify a mysterious stowaway who plunged more than 1000m to his death from a Kenya Airways flight over south London four months ago.

Detectives yesterday released a computer-generated likeness of the man, whose body smashed into the backyard of a Clapham home on June 30, narrowly missing the tenant who was sunbathing just one metre away.

They hope the e-fit will help identify the man, who died from multiple and horrific injuries, according to a post-mortem examination

The only clues police have are the initials "MCA" scrawled on the strap of his backpack and a handful of items found inside.

They included unfinished bottles of Fanta and water, a marker pen, a pair of trainers and some blue canvas

Witnesses gave hair-raising accounts of the tragedy, describing how the falling body missed resident John Baldcock, who had dozed off while sunning himself in the garden, by a matter of centimetres.

(https://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/daaf4d5cd20dc7a7ed18af50df9b9669?width=1024)(https://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/f99fc58b78cf3b0cb96ad9179f263e9e?width=1024)
I said Mr. People Eatin' Nigger, what's your line
He said it's eatin' White People and it sure is fine
But that's not the reason that I came to land
I wanna get a hand-out playin' in a rock n' roll band
... But I wouldn' eat you 'cause you're so tough

Mr Baldcock, an Oxford University educated software engineer who was renting a room in the four-storey house owned by mate Bob Renwick, was so traumatised he fled to his parents' home in south England to try to come to terms with the horrific incident.

"John was so lucky not to be hit he didn't even realise what it was to begin with," a housemate, who requested his name be withheld, told The Sun.

"The body literally landed one metre away from him and was obliterated. My friend was very shaken.

"There were a few of us in the house at the time, and it was lucky only one of us was in the garden. Nobody would have survived being hit. The impact was horrific."

A neighbour recalled being in the kitchen and hearing a massive bang.

"I thought my house was falling down," she told The Sun.

"I went upstairs and looked out the window and saw the body. John had been out sunbathing. He is a lodger and is friends with Bob the owner.

"I saw John outside, he was shaking and trembling. He wasn't saying anything. He could hardly speak. My husband called the police. It was horrific

Another neighbour described seeing "blood all over the walls and the garden".

"I heard a 'whomp' so I went to look out the window," she said.

"At first I thought it was a tramp asleep. He had all his clothes on and everything.

"I had a closer look. I saw there was blood all over the walls and the garden and his head was not in a good way."

Witnesses say it was a miracle nobody was hit by the stowaway, who fell from flight KQ100 around 3.30pm on a Sunday during a heatwave when people were out in droves trying to get a tan.

South Central Command Unit Detective Sergeant Paul Graves said police had pursued several lines of inquiry in what had been "a very sad incident to investigate".

"This man has a family somewhere who need to know what has happened to their loved one," he said.

"I hope by releasing this e-fit someone known to the deceased will recognise him and make contact."

The appeal to identify the man, who is believed to have boarded the plane in Nairobi, is worldwide, and anyone with information is urged to contact London Police

If the nigger flew from Kenya and hid in the undercarriage the wheels house it's a wonder he didn't fall out beforehand? Just when the hatch opened up to land in England he slipped out and dropped into a back yard! Must be pretty desperate to get out of Niggerland to try pull this off?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz7Why57qVc

"The Purple People Eater" by Sheb Wooley is a racist, homophobic, misogynist song!
https://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1849328
Title: Re: Stupid Nog Tricks
Post by: Br.IanVonTurpie on Mon 28 Oct 2019
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7620877/Crocodile-bites-man-PENIS-hunter-mistakenly-trod-reptile-shallow-water.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7620877/Crocodile-bites-man-PENIS-hunter-mistakenly-trod-reptile-shallow-water.html)


A man Coon was bitten on the groin by a saltwater crocodile off the coast of the Northern Territory after he stepped on the reptile while wading through shallow water.


[/size][/size][/size][/size][/size][/size](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/10/28/07/20269496-7620877-image-a-8_1572246712520.jpg)[/size]Elston Lami Lami was hunting through murky water near Minjilang on Croker Island at 12.30pm on Saturday when he stepped on what he thought was a submerged log. The 42-year-old quickly realised what he was standing on - and the reptile stayed still beneath his foot.After waiting for around 15 seconds, the crocodile aggressively flipped Mr Lami Lami and bit him on his upper right leg.'When he come up, when he flipped me and I looked at his eye, he had that crocodile tears on it. Like... you're mine. You're my lunch,' Mr Lami Lami told the ABC. (https://www.facebook.com/search/top/?q=Croker%20Island%20minjilang&epa=SEARCH_BOX) He freed himself after kicking the animal with his other leg, before the crocodile attacked again, biting him on the groin.Mr Lami Lami repeatedly punched the crocodile during his terrifying ordeal, before his barking dogs and a shouting relative managed to distract the crocodile so he could escape.'I hit him three times in the nose, he let me go. Come back again, try and attack me. When he snapped at me, I grabbed him, held him at the jaw with two hands and I was getting weak so I thought the only way to get his attention, I had to hit him again,' he said.Mr Lami Lami believes the saltwater crocodile was about 4.5metres long.After the attack, Mr Lami Lami endured a half hour walk back to his car before he was treated at Minjilang Community Health Centre.A CareFlight medical response group met Mr Lami Lami there before he was airlifted to Royal Darwin Hospital
Title: Re: Stupid Nog Tricks
Post by: Rev.Cambeul on Sun 15 Mar 2020
India: Stupid Hindus drink cow piss to protect them from the Coronavirus ...

Hundreds of Hindus hold a cow urine drinking party in the belief it has the medicinal properties to fight off coronavirus

https://videos.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2020/03/14/7278402313871736493/640x360_MP4_7278402313871736493.mp4

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8112169/Hundreds-Hindus-hold-cow-urine-drinking-party-belief-fight-coronavirus.html
Title: Re: Stupid Nog Tricks
Post by: Rev.Cambeul on Sat 25 Apr 2020
Nigger in White Face blows up a water melon
https://videos.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2020/04/23/6213756893428731626/640x360_MP4_6213756893428731626.mp4
Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8248437/Jokers-painstaking-attempt-explode-watermelon-rubber-bands-ends-spectacularly.html
Title: Re: Stupid Nog Tricks
Post by: Br.IanVonTurpie on Mon 12 Oct 2020
https://www.facebook.com/nuabinh.nuoc/videos/1026585684480993/
Title: Re: Stupid Nog Tricks
Post by: Rev.Cambeul on Sat 31 Oct 2020
Home surveillance footage captured an unlucky woman falling head-first into her trash can twice while trying to catch the garbage truck

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8898659/Woman-falls-head-trash-TWICE-rushing-catch-garbage-truck.html

https://videos.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2020/10/30/2510515871998231732/640x360_MP4_2510515871998231732.mp4

Take out the niggers and the trash
Or you get no spending cash
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