Wanted:
People to buy sex dolls.
I will help you pimp them out.
We can work out a split to make sure the C.A. gets a cut.
It should be pretty comical.
(From my current understanding it is legal, I'm still waiting for the final feedback.)
http://www.dhgate.com/product/cheap-mannequin-solid-silicone-sex-dolls/152665278.html#s1-6-1|1340619208 (http://www.dhgate.com/product/cheap-mannequin-solid-silicone-sex-dolls/152665278.html#s1-6-1%7C1340619208)
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I had one just like this. But she left me for a bouncy castle :'(
Me too. I gave her a love bite and she farted and flew out the window.
::) I tried.. but it was "jam donut week". &:(
*singing * Sunday , Monday BLOODY DAYS, Thursday , Friday ..BLOODY DAYS!.. BLOODY DAYS.. WHAT A DAY WAITING ALL WEEK FOR YOU. (to the happy days tune).
Those ones are just all like silicone, made from the stuff fake boobs are made of.
But there is no skeletal structure so I think the arms, legs, and torso would flop and jiggle around like some kind of paralyzed contortionist.
My worry is that it would go Angelina Jolie style when I'm not looking and I'd come home to find a pack of coons eating Nigger (my dog).
Hmm... well if you would like to cater this doll to a pile of nigs, you can charge 20 bucks and it comes with a can of grape soda and some microwaved fried chicken. This way its cheaper than a real white whore.. and they get a meal.... and you got 20 bucks,.. minus the cost of some low grade, microwavable, chicken drumstick and a can of grape soda.
You could call it the Full Pimpin Plus Package..
For a bit extra... they get a full fried chicken... (Just drop this in a fryer)
http://www.amazon.com/Sweet-Sue-Chicken-without-Giblets/dp/B00BX31YC6 (http://www.amazon.com/Sweet-Sue-Chicken-without-Giblets/dp/B00BX31YC6)
Every 10 visits, they get 1 free bee..
After 100 visits they get some kind of pimp ring.
Don't make it too enticing for the Whigger man.
It's your doll, if you don't want the wiggers to "get in on it", jack the price up beyond what they are willing to pay.
I don't think its illegal to change your mind on the price of your services or products before an agreement has been reached.
Quote from: Br.Grimm on Thu 19 Dec 2013jack the price up
I can see the Jew will give me an offer I can't refuse.
...
"For you buddy, I got a special deal. I'll give you 100 tickets for basic hoe usage at half price."
He would use one ticket and then sell the rest of the tickets, you then offer the people returning with the tickets the chance to upgrade to the "full pimpin package".
Tickets can only be redeemed 1 specific day a week, and between specific times.