Nog jokes

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When does a nigger gets a ride?
Whenever he is arrested.

When does a nigger eat meat?
When he bites his tongue

Why do niggers dont make mistakes?
Because making mistakes its a human thing.

Whats the nigger's best friend?
The horse. Because if it wasnt for the horses, white people woud ride niggers.

How do you save a drowning nigger?
Throwin an anchor at him !

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*Come on guys, Jew jokes are mean. Anne Frankly, I'm sick of them

*What's the difference between a jew and Santa Claus?

Santa Claus comes down the chimney. LOL!

*How do you pick up a hot jew?
A broom and dustpan.

*What's the worst part about being a half nigger and half jew?
You have to sit in the back of the oven.

*how do you get a Jew girl's number?
Ask her to roll up her sleeve.

* what is the similarity between niggers and Christmas tree lights?

Not all work, they area all connected on a chain and they all hang from a tree.

*Did you hear about the starving somalian who fell in the crocodile pit???...... He ate 3 of them before they could pull the nigger out

*Whats white on the bottom and black on top?.............Rape.
Sad but true.

*Whats the difference between jews and boy scouts? Scouts come back form there camps.

*What's grey,runs up walls and kills jews? A gas pipe.

*What's 20ft long and warped around a c*nt? A turban!

*What is the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? A. In a crucifixion, they throw out the whole Jew.

*What do you get when you squeeze a synogogue? Jewce

*I went to a fancy dress party the other day dressed as Adolf Hitler.
Everyone thought it was hilarious.
Until they found three dead Jews in the shower.

*What's the difference between karate and judo?
Karate is a method of self defense and judo is what bagels are made of!

*There comes an old man to a young Jew and asks:
-How old are you, boy?
-For nine days I was 10 years old, sir
-hehe, do not be so optimistic.

*What is the difference between a small and a big Jew?
Jew large legs sticking out of the oven

*What's the object of a jewish football game? To get the quarter back