Wanted: Smooth Pimps

[Grimm]

Those ones are just all like silicone, made from the stuff fake boobs are made of.


But there is no skeletal structure so I think the arms, legs, and torso would flop and jiggle around like some kind of paralyzed contortionist.

[Rev.Cambeul]

My worry is that it would go Angelina Jolie style when I'm not looking and I'd come home to find a pack of coons eating Nigger (my dog).

[Grimm]

Hmm...  well if you would like to cater this doll to a pile of nigs, you can charge 20 bucks and it comes with a can of grape soda and some microwaved fried chicken.  This way its cheaper than a real white whore.. and they get a meal.... and you got 20 bucks,.. minus the cost of some low grade, microwavable, chicken drumstick and a can of grape soda.


You could call it the Full Pimpin Plus Package..

For a bit extra... they get a full fried chicken... (Just drop this in a fryer)

http://www.amazon.com/Sweet-Sue-Chicken-without-Giblets/dp/B00BX31YC6


Every 10 visits, they get 1 free bee..


After 100 visits they get some kind of pimp ring.

[Rev.Cambeul]

Don't make it too enticing for the Whigger man.

[Grimm]

It's your doll, if you don't want the wiggers to "get in on it", jack the price up beyond what they are willing to pay.


I don't think its illegal to change your mind on the price of your services or products before an agreement has been reached.

[Rev.Cambeul]

jack the price up

I can see the Jew will give me an offer I can't refuse.