Rev.JohnBarletta - "Let the Beast Out"

[Rev.Cambeul]

The arthritis, the fluid sac building up. I saw something similar to that where a guy layed his hand on a counter top,  and  hit his hand with a phone book to disburse the fluid sac. Just one good hard wack!

It's a similar idea ... plier's thou Sure you ain't from the South?
Sounds like a Redneck thing to me. I thought Redneck was just an American thing? You're Southern Australia?
(Parodying Jeff Foxworthy) "If you use plier's to fix your arthritis, you might be a Redneck."

In reply to @Rev.JohnBarletta

I know of Jeff Foxworthy. He was on TV here in the 90's before there was any internet. I don't remember anything that he said, but I know the style, so, using myself as the example:

As you said ...
If you use pliers to cure your arthritis, you may be a Redneck.

If you do your own dentistry at home with a nail file, you may be a Redneck. (That was this morning.)

If you shave your head each morning to hide your bald spot, you may be a Redneck. (I grew my hair long after I got out of the army.)

If you make your own alcohol, you may be a Redneck. (I turn water into beer.)

If you ever had a dog named N., you may be a Redneck.

If you ever go outside to call your current dog and shout "STELLA!" while wearing a wife-beater, you may be Marlon Brando, or a Redneck.

If you use the word N. in common parlance and do not see why it should be deemed a racist taboo word, you may be a Redneck.

If you have 23 thousand tunes ready to play at random in a playlist, and you did not pay for a single tune, you may be a Redneck.

If you only recently discovered that Kid Rock's music isn't that cRap shit and you like it, you may be a Redneck. (That was last week for me.)

If a lot of your friends are in prison, you may be a Redneck.

If you tendency to repair or customise junk for a new use instead of wasting money buying new, you may be a Redneck.

If your black motorcycle with a black painted everything is sitting out the back waiting years for you to work on it when you have the money to spare, you may be a Redneck.

If you don't have money to do anything else because you pump all your money into finishing your car, you may be a Redneck. (I'm finishing it this year!!!)

If your car is matt black on black, you may be a Redneck.

If your car has a loud exhaust, you may be a Redneck.

If you are thinking of adding a horn that plays Dixie to your car, you may be a Redneck.

If your car has solid steel black iron cross badges, you may be a Redneck.

And finally, if your car has door badges that say Redneck Edition, you may be a Redneck.

I think that's about enough there to maybe fill in some gaps and give you a chance to judge whether or not I meet Redneck standards. LOL! So, I'll finish up with a chapter from the Holybooks.

R! 23/23
@Cailen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX4XrcKyBN4

[Rev.JohnBarletta]

"R". Rev. Cambeul

Received your easter messages.

https://creativityalliance.com/forum/creativity-religion/easter-the-big-event-that-never-happened/

I was going to text you on something similar the other day.

The Judaic media has been bombarded the gullible public with their Christinsane Bible Stories all week.

I saw one, and  started to watch it. I wanted to see how they'd put their "FALSE PROPAGANDIST SPIN" on the filth, and degeneration of the actual biblical story as written in their hokey - I mean "Holy"    book.

Anyway, it was the story of Sodom and Gomorrah. Lot and his wife with his incestuous daughters (who rape their own lush of a father) yet he's supposed to be the ideal example of a "Righteous Man".  HA!

Needless to say, Jewish Hollywood omitted the filth, depravity, and perversion of that story as told in THEIR bible. It's as they do with all their stories, because 99% of the public is too lazy to actually read the book for themselves, and too stupid to even understand what's written in that book, when its spelled out for them.

People see that sanitized, or sanitation version, and that's what they believe, because that's all they know.

Send my respect to the PM. @P.M.JoeEsposito

Respectfully, Yours In This Struggle,

Viscount Barletta

[Rev.JohnBarletta]

JOHN BARLETTA
To: Cailen Cambeul
RE: "R" rev. Cambeul
16 Apr 24

"R"  @Rev.Cambeul

Honestly, I should ask you to just send the Klassen Audiobooks in. The way they're jerking me around, I don't want to waste your resources if it gets rejected. I keep asking they keep putting me off. I'm still trying.

If you want to try to send it in, send it in clearly marked as religious material. Send it in to me, my name, and  ID number, in care of Counselor Becker. This way it'll go straight to my Unit Counselor, and he knows I've been waiting on approval to get the Holybook audio CD's. So either he'll give them to me, or they'll be here, and maybe I'll be able to get them from the Captain, or via the Appeal process.

Other news, I heard from li'll brother @Br.DustinFletcher  (a.k.a youngster). He told me he talks to Rev. Brother Joe E. / @P.M.JoeEsposito every weekend. I sent him the info to sign up for e-mail.

Mostly watching news. Watching the Jews drag the world into another world war. I'll really be surprised if it don't happen. These arrogant yids think they can do as they please, and get away with it. Leveling Gaza, bombing Iran and Lebanon. They're gonna keep going as long as America supports them.

The Jew hypocrisy! Everyone crying about what Russia is doing when Israel is doing 10× worse in Gaza and bombing other independent nations. And the Jewnited States of Afroamerica supports them. Kikes can do no wrong.

I hope Iran nukes Israel !  (-:

Well gotta go. Workout time.

Respectfully, Yours in This Struggle,

Viscount Barletta