US Dept of Faith: The Govt Enforcer of Christinsanity

[Rev.Cambeul]

DEPARTMENT OF FAITH MISSION STATEMENT

On January 20, 2001, President George W. Bush signed an executive order establishing the United States Department of Faith (DOF). The DOF's mission is to infuse traditional Christian values into American politics and thereby keep in check "compassion," which, when left unmonitored, destabilizes the delicate balance envisioned by Mr. Bush's call for "compassionate conservatism." The DOF has been entrusted with overseeing disbursement of millions of taxpayer dollars to religious charities. In determining which organization(s) shall receive this Treasury money, the DOF does not discriminate against any particular religion, making funds available to both Baptist churches and other churches or organizations that recognize Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior.

The DOF will be headed by Mr. Bush's and God's favorite church, Landover Baptist Church, the largest, most powerful assembly of worthwhile people ever to exist. An elite team of Bible-believing pastors and tenured professors of Creation Science at Landover Baptist University for the Saved have formed a True Christian® think-tank that, working with a Republican-majority Supreme Court, has guaranteed that it will - by any means necessary - bring every citizen of the United States of America back under the Lordship of Jesus Christ.

The DOF's approach to this mission seamlessly dovetails with other initiatives in this Republican administration by providing assistance based not on need, but, quite the reverse, on preexisting wealth. The richer the charity, the more federal dollars they can expect to receive. As such, the DOF will be using the taxpayers' tithes to the IRS to promote a national program of Trickle Down Salvation, whereby the blood of the Lord Jesus is washed over the wealthiest 10 percent of the country, eventually making its way down to even the lowest, most worthless trash.

The DOF works quietly behind the scenes with President George W. Bush's closest advisers to ensure that opinions tainted by secular liberalism are weeded out before they can seduce our President's agile attention span. George W. Bush is a man of his word. A True Christian® in every sense. He is the first President to allow the Holy Spirit to sit in on high-level policy and cabinet meetings and vote by proxy through Landover Baptist's Pastor Deacon Fred. Since faith is what binds a True Christian® nation, the President relies upon the DOF for consent in all matters. President Bush has held good on his pre-election promise to provide unlimited access to every file, meeting, and phone conversation tape (whether it concerns the placement of the prayer cards and tracts at official White House dinners or the delivery of arms to help Christians who are being persecuted from Houston to Honolulu) so that all decisions will be made by the people who were responsible for getting him elected in the first place - Christian, Real Americans.

Today, we find America a compost heap of Mormons, Mary-worshipping Catholics, trigger-happy Muslims, nancy boys, fermented wine drinkers, murderers, discount store kleptomaniacs, glue-sniffers, colored single-mothers, and so-called "scientists." The DOF has been given both of George W. Bush's four-year terms to take out the trash and bring this once-proud nation back to the rugged cross.

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The Department of Faith is nothing but a scam by conservatives, the controlled opposition, to make us think that they are defending our 'God given rights', but in reality, they are cuckservatives who only pretend to uphold our constitutional rights but do nothing when the SJWs pressure the government to create laws that violate those rights.

We would not be having the promotion of vices such as caffeine, alcohol, tobacco, nicotine, drugs, endocrine disruptors, gambling, consumerism, conformity to social norms, psychiatry, psychology, sociology, emotions, empathy, exhibitionism, romance, vanity, sex, and sexual perversions, and stupid ideas such as affirmative action, diversity, political correctness, animal rights, postmodernism, anti-self defense laws, and weapons control if the USA was truly conservative.

Only groups like ours and the Libertarians promote the protection of constitutional rights.

The USA and the rest of the world are actually turning increasingly woke.