This one comes from the young son of one of our lesser known Church Brothers ...
Quote from: Little Brother Ian, Aged 9Old Mother Goldfarb,
Went to the cupboard,
To get her little Goy some breakfast.
But when she got there,
The cupboard was Kosher,
So the little Goy died.
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