News from the Church of Creativity EnglandReverend Cambeul,
Here's one for RL News.
A nigger here in Gloucester has been caught filling Kinder Surprise chocolate eggs with crack and heroin. The nigger in question is 50 year old Donald Ewers. A habitual criminal with 41 previous convictions in the same nature, this pavement ape claims to come from a "well respected, big family," having sired 19 genetically criminal tar-babies.
Quote from: The JudgeDuring sentencing, Judge Cullum said: "Be warned that if you commit this type of offence for a third time in the future you will be liable to a sentence of seven years minimum."
Ewers was sentenced to 3 years and 4 months at Her Majesty's pleasure. The 19 tar-babies and several wives he leaves behind will in the meantime be well cared for by the British Taxpayer - so nothing changes there.
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Pavement Ape, Donald Ewers who filled Kinder Surprise chocolate eggs with crack and heroin
Source: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/7159257/Surprise-Dad-of-NINETEEN-jailed-after-being-caught-with-a-Kinder-Egg-full-of-heroin-and-crack.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/7159257/Surprise-Dad-of-NINETEEN-jailed-after-being-caught-with-a-Kinder-Egg-full-of-heroin-and-crack.html)