Woe to Hale Worshippers

[Rev.Christopher]

BEWARE, this is ONLY a joke, DO NOT take this seriously!

16We did not follow cleverly invented stories when we told you about the power and coming of our Lord Matt Hale, but we were eyewitnesses of his majesty. 17For he received honor and glory from Thor the Father when the voice came to him from the Majestic Glory, saying, "This is my Son, whom I love; with him I am well pleased."[a] 18We ourselves heard this voice that came from heaven when we were with him on the sacred mountain.

19And we have the word of Hale made more certain, and you will do well to pay attention to it, as to a light shining in a dark place, until the day dawns and the morning star rises in your hearts. 20Above all, you must understand that no prophecy of Nature's Eternal Religion came about by the prophet's own interpretation. 21For prophecy never had its origin in the will of man, but men spoke from Hale as they were carried along by his spirit.

The WP Bible
Matthew 3:16-21
The Book of Hale