Walking Eagle

[Maritz]

On a recent trip to the United States, MudZuma addressed a major gathering of red indians. He spoke for almost an hour on his plans for improving South Africa's present standard of living. At the conclusion of his speech, the crowd presented him with a plaque inscribed with his new indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Mud then sang them his signature tune and departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds. A news reporter later asked one of the indians how they came to select the new name given to MudZuma. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit that it can no longer fly !