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A wag recently thought it would be funny to inform the 30 million wide Dyslexic Society of America that if they sold their souls to the devil, they'd cure their dyslexia. All 30 million dyslexics promptly donned the robes, declared the solemn oaths as were written and sold their souls to Santa.
The Dyslexic Society of America has since changed its name to the First Church of Santa. Marry Christmas from the Church of Santa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKu0C460Iks