Nature Humor: Lions Can Jump 36 Feet
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Nature Humor: Lions Can Jump 36 Feet
(The origin of Lion Skins)
@Br.Grimm I heard that lions can leap 36 feet in the air.
The easy escape when a lion attacks is to take two steps in any direction and watch the buggers splat and die.
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Lucky we prevented Rocky the Flying Squirrel from screwing that Lion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIBdVkJ9L-k&ab_channel=D-manthecaptain
BTW Tigers can leap more than lions; so, if we just all go to India along with spades ...
Tiger skin rugs anybody?
Would that take 2 steps trick work? LOL.. In the past I watched a lot of Rocky and Bullwinkle
No, it would not save your arse from a leaping lion ... however, one of those fantastic leaping
up lions: What, they leap vertically into the air and land SPLAT!
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Niggers used to say White Men Can't Jump (https://duckduckgo.com/?q=white+men+can%27t+jump&t=opera&ia=web) ... The truth is WHITE MEN DON'T HAVE TO JUMP!
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White is the ONLY Colour that Doesn't Run
DC Comics 1931 - Issue 23
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