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I remember when Mind Your Language first came out in the 70's; I hated it because it was full of Wogs and the Nig-Nog from It Aint Half Hot Mum. These days I consider it useful because it helps people to understand that racial and national stereotypes are made fun of for very valid reasons.

I still hate the Nig-Nogs.

Spike Milligan - Paki Daleks and Poofter Daleks


*Two Muslims have crashed a speed boat into the river Thames barrier in London....POLICE TEND TO THINK I IS THE START OF "RAM-A-DAM"

 *Following the riots in Tottenham, it's important to remind ourselves that not all black people are stereotypical liars , arsonists and robbers.....MANY ARE DRUG DEALERS.

 *Muslims have gone on rampage in Manchester, killing anybody who's English....POLICE FEAR HE DEATHTOLL COULD BE AS HIGH AS 9 OR EVEN 10?

 *Riots in Birmingham have caused over 1 Million GBP of improvements.

 *They've had to cancel the pantomime "Jack and the beanstalk" in :-Birmingham, Bristol,Burnley, Leicester,Oldham, Bradford, Manchester and London.....APPARENTLY THEY COULDN'T FIND ANY ENGLISHMEN!

 *Years ago it has been suggested that "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But since now I found that most medical practitioners are now muslims...I HAVE FOUND A BACON SANDWICH WORKS GREAT!

 *during Last nights high winds an African family were killed by a falling tree. A spokes person for the Birmingham city council said "We never knew they were living up there"!

 *Jamaican minorities in the UK have complained that there aren't enough TV shows with minorities in mind....SO CRIME WATCH IS SHOWN 5 TIMES A WEEK NOW!

 *I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed . How could anybody stoop so low?
News flash ! the cops in Brimingham UK have discovered a bomb outside the Mosque... SO THEY QUICKLY PUT IT INSIDE THE BUILDING!

 I saw an Afghan on a balcony shaking out a carpet I said to him " Can't you get that thing started, Abdul?"

 Why do the cops put OMO laundry powder in their water cannon during the Birmingham riots? BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT THE COLOUREDS TO RUN

Jimmy Saville (pictured at the beginning of the video) was a paedophile that starred on the BBC for near half a century.

Bill Oddie recently revealed that he hates White people.

And another ... White Is Right!

Arbeit Macht Fries ...


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