Arguing with a Retard/Arguing with a Nigger

[Rev.Cambeul]

I have a fifty-something year old retarded neighbour who tries to claim that Led Zeppelin used to sing to it on the radio. Yes, it's White so saying bullshit like that is totally retarded - which the neighbour is. If it was black, it'd be normal. Retarded White = Average Nigger. I guess by the modern world's standards, the retard is normal and I'm the one that is not normal, because everybody around here is either a retard, a junkie or a nigger. I have also come to learn that the genuine normal people here avoid other neighbours (and I've learned to do the same) .... Not counting niggers and obvious junkies, how the hell am I supposed to learn who's normal and who's retarded?

And BTW, the normal people avoid me. Why? Because a Muslim has spent the last five years knocking on doors bitching about The Nazi, looking for someone gullible enough to take me on and murder me - maybe burn me to death in my bed. It hasn't worked so far. Old ladies run in fear of my reputation ... but believe me to be one of the nicest people they ever met, with a nice garden. Other neighbours see my efforts in the local area and realise I am neither a junky nor nuts and just cannot equate the Nazi myth with the polite gentleman they know.

There's even been a petition circulated to have me removed from this city: Didn't work. It was signed by imported non-Whites and one old woman who did it to get rid of the petitioner. Even the local Abos thought highly of me to reject the Muslim bullshit.



Anyway, getting back to my neighbour the retard: I tolerate him because when it comes down to it, he's a good neighbour and he's White. Sure, he's a parasite that will sometimes knock on my door claiming to be here for a visit because he's my friend ... and then 1.5 to 3 minutes later will ask for booze. He's big and if he doesn't get what he wants, he gets aggressive. Loves to boast about his time in prison ... which I laugh about as the local Adelaide prison, Yatala Prison as they call it (pronounced YattLa), is the soft-cock prison joke amongst Australia's prisons.

One time, he was boasting that I had to respect him because he did six months in Yatala Prison in Adelaide. I quietly told him I was in Military Prison (Levenworth for you Americans) and I know people that have been in Bogo Road (Brisbane) and Long Bay Gaol (Sydney) as well as Military Prison and they all say that Military Prison is harder - and I do not demand that he respect me for that. I demand that he respect me because I am a man with honour.

The tone of my voice had become a little too harsh for the retard towards the end, so he ran away.

The last time he attempted to boast about Yatala Prison in Adelaide, I just mentioned that my cousin had spent time there, and Bogo Road in Brisbane and David Longlands also in Brisbane, and he frigging laughs at Yatala! The retard ran away. Sometimes the tone of my voice scares him.

Then there was the time we were sitting with my cousin and the retard in my back yard. The retard had demanded to join us so I let it in the back gate. We were all listening to a tape by the Yard Birds. The Yard Birds changed singer and a guitarist and their name to Led Zeppelin. The retard insulted that "old sh.it" and demanded some Led Zep. I quietly told him that Led Zeppelin is the Yard Birds ... filled in a bit of history and then the retard attempted to show off in front of others and be the big tough dumbquat putting on a show. I don't like bullies, and I don't care how big they are ... long story short, the retard ran away as fast as it could.

Hey, it's a retard. I treat it like a dumb child at all times and sometimes I stir it just for fun. Most of the time I look on my camera, see who it is knocking at my door and just refuse to answer.

* Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath sing to it on the radio
* It doesn't actually get the concept of North, South, East and West
* Thinks it's a genius with electronics but doesn't understand simple AV cords and RGB
* Argues that DVD's can be taped over like audio cassettes
* Wonders why its TV doesn't work for six months because painters have unplugged everything
* Refuses to believe in 24 hour time
* Does not believe that stars are planets within the solar system and suns elsewhere in the galaxy

It has a sister that is a Creationist missionary that spent time in Africa (no wonder the niggers are dumb). She spends weeks and months attempting to convince her retarded brother that Jehovah put dinosaur bones under ground to test his faith AND that dinosaurs were on Noah's Ark (if the Creationist sister doesn't get the contradiction, why should the retarded brother?). Evolution is fake, some god is real (Thor maybe? they never said which), blah blah blah .... I let it go on for a while and when I get sick of it, it takes me thirty seconds to have it agreeing with me that there are no spooks in the sky or underground, evolution is fact that cannot be debated and dinosaurs died millions of years ago.

And yet, the one thing I cannot convince that retard of is that ROCKETS DO NOT BOUNCE OFF THE STARS. Reason: I have not been into space.

When it annoys me, I just wait for it to say something that is stupid and wrong, and then I disagree with it. It cannot handle being told No or that it's wrong and buggers off quick smart. If it gets arrogant and wants to argue, I remind it that I will rip its head off if it doesn't shut up ... and it runs away.

Be polite to your neighbours and tolerate retards in small doses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJuoLgALc2I

These niggers are not retarded. They are just niggers.

Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.

In layman's terms: We who understand accept that we can be wrong; Retards and niggers think they know f'ing everything!

[Rev.Cambeul]

The only difference between my retard and the one on the Taxi Episode below is that my retard cannot drive ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p59KNUtq_fo

Imagine the same character played by a nigger? There'd be no need for retardism; it would be CULTURAL.